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EViL DiSCO

The leading cause of death is living.

About Me


Recluse, self-absorbed, god complex, intelligent, observer, cook, dreamer, psycho, independent, gamer, reader, thrifty, wannabe photographer, flighty, obscure, retarded, brutally honest, bitch, night owl, seed sower, common sense, nerd, quiet, obnoxious, thinker, political, sleepy, critical, polar bear...
Your Chinese Sign: The Rooster (AKA The Cock)
The ROOSTER ... THE RESILIENT ROOSTER
Mantra: I am proud of who I am.

Efficient and intelligent, Roosters love to show off their talents. They want to be the center of attention but at the same time are very generous to their friends and loved ones. They appear outwardly very strong-willed and energetic but are actually full of fear and worries on the inside. Committed to themselves, Roosters are hypercritical of everything and everyone, especially if they are not getting enough respect from the other animals on the farm. They can be inflexible and compulsive, with beliefs and opinions that tend toward fanaticism.
Me? Cocky? Never ;p

My Interests

EViLDiSCO

music, movies, TV, talk radio, Glenn Beck, Coast to Coast AM, Phil Hendrie, swimming, concerts, bowling, billiards, gun range, museums, beach, parks, zoo, Ren Fest, Native American festivals/Pow Wows, aquarium, road trips, killing zombies, travel, sight seeing, World of Warcraft, XBOX, XBOX Live, Halo, Halo 2, Pariah, Half Life 2, Grand Theft Auto (all of them), Fable The Lost Chapters, Doom 3, Far Cry Instincts, Burnout 3, Star Wars Battlefront, Counterstrike, Battlefield 2, Mech Assault, politics, pwning noobs, shit talking

I'd like to meet:



I'll start off by telling you who I DON'T want to meet: ABSOLUTELY NO LIARS! Bigots, morons, pussies, arrogant assholes, overly sensitive people who get offended easily, whores or closed minded jackasses.

People who are more than welcome to enter my world: Old friends, people with similar interests who don't fall into any of the "don't want to meet" categories, friends of my friends, people who are funny and/or nice, and anyone willing to deal with my frank nature. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Music:

Nowadays I'm getting more into classic rock as new music is really sucking badly. I also like listening to 90s rock/grunge/alternative. Queen, Soundgarden, Temple of the Dog, Chris Cornell, Audioslave, Pink Floyd, Finger Eleven, Dave Matthews Band, Fiona Apple, John Mayer, Killswitch Engage, Shadows Fall, Avenged Sevenfold, Sevendust, Atreyu, The Who, The Beatles, Pantera, 40 Below Summer, Ultraspank, Lo-Pro, Fear Factory, Mudvayne, Rammstein, Ministry, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Stone Temple Pilots, Thornley, Static-X, Faith No More, Life of Agony, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Metallica (old), Live, 311, Sublime, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Sinch, Incubus, Taproot, Ill Nino, Bob Marley, Diecast, Less Than Jake, System of a Down, Trivium, Black Sabbath, Megadeth, Rage Against The Machine, Anthrax, As I Lay Dying, Lamb of God, Bleeding Through, Still Remains, Unearth, Jeff Buckley, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Pantera, Coldplay, The Rolling Stones, Cream, Pearl Jam, Green Day, Led Zeppelin, Norah Jones, Bush, Everclear, Amy Winehouse

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption, V For Vendetta, Borat, The Notebook, The Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, most of the other Adam Sandler movies, A Scanner Darkly, Equilibrium, Narnia, The Prestige, Office Space, Star Wars series, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Napoleon Dynamite, Wayne's World I & II, Jane Eyre (with William Hurt), Moll Flanders, The Count of Monte Cristo, Where the Heart Is, Saved!, Ever After, SLC Punk, 200 Cigarettes, Swept From the Sea, heh, damn near everything except horror... Uhhh, but I do love Dawn of the Dead (the original) and some other zombie movies! BRAINS!

Television:

Weeds, South Park, Conan O'Brien, Mind of Mencia, Family Guy, House, Cops, Bones, Beavis and Butt-head, Roseanne, Sex and the City, Spongebob Squarepants, Last Comic Standing, Ren & Stimpy, The Colbert Report, Big Brother, The Daily Show, Without Prejudice, Penn & Teller Bullshit, Last Comic Standing, Glenn Beck, and various other science, justice, history, nature, documentaries and shows.

Books:

I know I'll get all sorts of hate mail for this: Am I the only person who thinks Harry Potter is teh gay??? Favorite book of all time: Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte! Absolutely anything by Robert Cormier! Kurt Vonnegut, S.E. Hinton, 1984 by George Orwell, The Celestine Prophecy, Spiritwalker, Medicinemaker, Visionseeker, Children of the Matrix, Moll Flanders

Heroes:

Manbearpig and Flippy the Magnificent!... In all seriousness... My grandfather, Ron Paul, Glenn Beck, Alex Jones, Art Bell, George Noory, Bill Maher, John Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and anyone else who fights the man and tells it like it is.

SUPPORT OUR VETERANS! (for real)

Our Vets are DYING and the government refuses medical and financial assistance! The very things they were PROMISED when they enlisted! At least pass on the info because no matter what you believe as far as politics go... It IS the government's DUTY to take care of their own but this is not happening. http://www.gulfwarvets.com/

My Blog

Internet Quote of the Day

I saw this online somewhere and almost crapped my pants... "true gangstaz play xbox" I think they were serious. ::throws up gang signs::
Posted by EViL DiSCO on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:17:00 PST

The Hour Approaches

We are less than 24 hours to launch time. I'll be getting my pre-ordered copy at lunch time tomorrow. Even though I really really want to go to Walmart at midnight tonight... I can't because I know if...
Posted by EViL DiSCO on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:43:00 PST

Fortune Cookie

Allow me to set my humor aside for a moment. I went to lunch at the Chinese Buffet with my lady friends at work. Had a good time as always. My fortune cookie read "You will stumble into the happiness ...
Posted by EViL DiSCO on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:24:00 PST

I GOTS MY XBOX 360!!

This is like the best birthday ever. I got my 6' tall Master Chief. And my family, Kelly and Kevin gave me enough to pay for half of the Xbox. I bought Oblivion to keep myself occupied until Halo...
Posted by EViL DiSCO on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:16:00 PST

MASTER CHIEF IS MINE!!!!!!!!!

As you can see from the new pictures... I GOT MASTER CHIEF!!!!  He's all mine!!! MINE I TELL YOU!!!! YOU can't have him!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA MUUUAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAH................. OK... You kno...
Posted by EViL DiSCO on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:44:00 PST

The White Stripes are teh gay

I was being me again and decided to harrass The White Stripes fans over on YouTube. Of course it really lit a fire under their pussy asses. Most responses were just retarded, only one was intelligent,...
Posted by EViL DiSCO on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:50:00 PST

Hatching A Plot To Kidnap Master Chief

I have been stalking the Pepsi display at Walmart for a couple of weeks now due to the life-sized cardboard cutout of Master Chief. I playfully toyed with the idea of stealing it. Saturday night I was...
Posted by EViL DiSCO on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:05:00 PST

Loris Guide To Free Cable

I've been having ridiculous problems with Bright House cable since I ordered it a month ago. I've gone through 3 converter boxes and a total of 4 days without Digital Cable. They'll give me a couple d...
Posted by EViL DiSCO on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:41:00 PST

Time for another rant!

Now that the "last book" of Harry Potter has come out, can we move on with our lives? Or is he going to resurrect in a surprise book titled "Harry Potter and the Gaping Twat"? The only way I would rea...
Posted by EViL DiSCO on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:44:00 PST

Megapixel Whores

Well, I must give a memorial to my wonderful Fujifilm Finepix 30i Digital Camera. It was a fun 4 years. I'll miss you dearly. This was the best camera ever with only 2.0 megapixels... Crystal clear pi...
Posted by EViL DiSCO on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:01:00 PST