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ASK Thee PORK MAN

I am here for Friends

About Me




Well hello there.Sorry kids about the extended abscence, ive been running a junior lucha school just west of el Paso and as you know,with me,the kids come first.Its been a long road from that horrible accident in the ring to the life changing events that make me the man i am today.Inspired and supported by those fine philanthropic individuals from THE PORKERS its given me the chance to show YOU, the public,that anything is possible...and that beer is good.Yea verily and mightily.This MYSPACE page is therefore created specifically for y'all (thats you in Texan).So any questions,of any nature be them wrestling,quantum physics or affairs of the sac(k) please dont hesitate to log in and ASK THE PORKMAN!I love ewes all.If youre interested there is a brief pictorial history of my life in my pics.Just remember kids...beer is your friend.

My Interests

a good grapple,a good skank(the dance you perverts,the dance...)and ive yet to meet a beer i didnt get along well with....um except maybe xxxx.That wonderful institution known as CHRYSLER.Oh HEMI you sweet thing.All muscle cars and those cute little bobbing dogs.

I'd like to meet:

Actually i wish the people i id like to meet,and have,were still alive.....my mentor,the late great EL SANTO, my slightly twisted uncle BLUE DEMON, the KING uh-huh, Mr Lee Hazlewood.The guy in the Godzilla suit,Ed Roth,Von Dutch, the crew from PARTS UNKNOWN, the DUKE....im sorry,i...i..i need to pause...such emotion....so many memories...the ring...the choppers...no,duck Davie,DUCK,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..

Music:

the mighty,mighty PORKERS,if its got reverb...its the WORD!ROCK AND OR ROLL BABY.................................. The Dirtbombs,TURBONEGRO,SUPERSUCKERS,Madness, the Specials, the BEAT, Mr Presley et al...can i add as we get to know each other,makes for a more personable experience.Ta

Movies:

educational films from the 50-60s, twolane blacktop, vanishing point , duel , all of El Santo's Orson Wellesian works.........as above

Television:

Lancelot Link, Much Lucha.Not too much TV kids,it rots your brain and is being used as a tool by the Government to control you,make you complacent....you are getting sleepy,your eyes are getting heavy.....

Books:

love in the ring, the great American Pinup,the book of tiki,EL MER-Mexican movie posters.......origin of the species, to all the beers ive loved before.

Heroes:

every single one of YOU!

My Blog

ah jeez! My apologies.

Hey you crazy kids....my sincerest apologies for the recent no shows at the night of nights....the Porkers 20th.What can i say? The dog ate my homework...i got a flat...i was bleeding from the eyes......
Posted by ASK Thee PORK MAN on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 08:46:00 PST

Check out this video: Just a little drunk...

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Posted by ASK Thee PORK MAN on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 02:16:00 PST

have a go!

hey you crazy kids,as you may have already gathered from the Porker's page and Commissioner Coopers, Thee Mighty Porker's were played on JJJ recently.If youd like to hear more of this (on any station ...
Posted by ASK Thee PORK MAN on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:28:00 PST

Listen up turkey necks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fer cryin out loud.Ring JJJ,ring RRR ring 999! Just tell somebody bout the Porker's tast-eeee new slice-o-pork..Dread man walking.Its better than bad..ITS GOOD! And if you dont,im gonna get you in the...
Posted by ASK Thee PORK MAN on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:28:00 PST

oohlala


Posted by ASK Thee PORK MAN on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:47:00 PST

SHEIK...if your out there, you OWE me.

and while im at it.......hey SHEIK (a la SHAYK....as in his boots) when are we having that rematch?Now i know youre a slow reader so i typed n..i..c...e and slow.Like you.Nice.Slow.Any acquaintances o...
Posted by ASK Thee PORK MAN on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:55:00 PST

hey there boys and girls,its your ol’ pal PORKMAN

hey there kids....now i could write endlessly about my day,but reading about drinking beer isnt just the same as drinking it yourself...So how bout you write to me wjth any questions that have been bu...
Posted by ASK Thee PORK MAN on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:32:00 PST