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BAN THE BAN!

..> BAN THE BAN!   When I left the Harvester Pub to jump on a train and clear my head in London for a month or two, I immmediatelly received a text message from a dear friend and regula...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:22:00 GMT

Legend of The Squirrel (Or How I Met My Ava and Came to Despise David Beckham)

In the south of England, long before the Squirrel became known as the Squirrel,The Squirrel was banished from the very Pub he worked at and drank at and ate at and at times slept at.   But it was...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:46:00 GMT

7 Random Thoughts I Had This Week That I can't Explain

7. My only real fetish are Opera Gloves. No wait those little black chokers, girls wore in the 80's,too.And black stockings. Oh, and Bowling shoes,too. I have too many fetishes. But a fetis...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:08:00 GMT

Sinatra's Birthday the 12th of December

I first heard the news that Frank Sinatra had died while waiting for my sheet cake to finish baking in the heart of an industrial kitchen in the armpit of England. I remember the stunned, numb feeling...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:54:00 GMT

Three Years and Fifty-seven MPH

  I had guessed awhile ago exactly how I was going to die. Using various scientific methods that have been proven quite effective, I deduced that one day I will be run over by a car or truck...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:20:00 GMT

Feature Presentations

Feature Presentations Recently, I have been having a lot of trouble writing. I have tried again and again to continue 'Miss Courtney's Story' with little or no success.   Miss Courtney's Story co...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:27:00 GMT

Answers to Pub Quiz: Picture Round by Mark Age 38 1/2

  DON'T READ UNTIL YOU'VE READ MY BULLENTIN OF THE SAME NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MEANS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!       1. David Beckham 2. Syd B...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:08:00 GMT

Meet my Myspace Family...Episode Two

 Silke: Silke has this Audrey Heburn thing going on..maybe I'm the only one to see it...but her true beauty is in her laugh. She laughs alot. It's really a great way that she puts you at ease. I ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:04:00 GMT

Meet My Myspace Family...Episode One

  As far as social networks go, mine may be on the small side but it definitely is a case of quality over quantity. But..you haven't all met each other. I know some of you know some of you and so...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:24:00 GMT

MOVIE REVIEW: SUPERMAN RETURNS by Foot Fetishist

Everything about Superman Returns is an affectionately crafted love letter to Richard Donner's 70's Summer blockbuster. From the use of Brando's unused dialouge in the film's opening moments to the ic...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:56:00 GMT