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Joey Render

If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting. If I tell you I'm no good, you know I

About Me

The Name Is Joey........ Yeah thats about it. No quoting bands, Not a desperate friend whore (diffrent kind of whore but i'm still going through counciling for that one). And I don't know 200 musical acts that sound exactly the same.........God I love Emo Kids. But I am weak for the nerdy emo girls, and now realize that Velma from Scooby Doo would SO be able to get some in this day in age (orginator of the geeky cute girl with glasses). I'm just a guy with a mouse, a computer, no outside work time, and a goal......I DARE you to mess with the gay jewish black dude .... ok ok, i'm not black nor gay.... i'm mexican but with counciling you'll learn to forgive me. Check out the Dog-Gone Productions to see what I really do. Thank you for your time, and tell your Mother I said hi and thanks for the bacon.

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My Interests

My Interests are as follow: Computer Animation, Digital Video, Computing, Meeting new people, making people smile, and making people proud.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to me people with the same interest as myself, or just someone interesting to chat with. Feel free to contact me, my AIM name (not my real name) is Joey Render.

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Music:

I listen to everything but country, but here are a few of my favorites at the moment.Cee-Lo Green, Nobuo Uematsu(of Final Fantasy Fame), Method Man, Hoobastank, Zero 7, And any thing by The Neptunes and Timbaland (Phat Beats).

Movies:

Top Gun, The Matrix Trilogy, Airplane, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Old School, Anything Kevin Smith (Maybe minus Jeresy Girl), And Various Animes (Cowboy Bebop at the top)

Television:

Chappelle's Show (Unity!!!), MXC: Most Extream Elimination Challange (Indeed), Aqua Teen Hungar Force (Numba One in da hood G), Family Guy( Cause Stewie is the man), The rest of Adult Swim, Mystery Science Theater 3000, WWE Raw, South Park, VH1 I love the 80's and 90's, Reno 911.

Books:

Hitch Hickers Guide to the Galaxy by "Douglas Adams", The Bakerstreet Irregulars, and Bored of the Rings.

Heroes:

My Father, Muhammad Ali, P. Diddy, Martin Luther King Jr, and My mother

My Blog

The Last Adventure of Matt and Joey at the FL

August 13th, 2004 marked an end of an era for Food Lion (FL) store of 1251 Beaufort. It was there prodigal son Joey's last day. The day its self however didn't start out that well, after showing up 10...
Posted by Joey Render on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Adventures of Matt and Joey at the FL 4

Today our heroes venture outside the FL walls. Our mission to meet and greet with your companion Angie. However there as a little snag in the mission, so we waited to see how her mission to sweet talk...
Posted by Joey Render on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Adventures of Matt and Joey at the FL 3

Time 6:47am, the place.... The FL. Our heroes show up 2 minutes late for work as they clockin, and its no biggie because Joey was the manager at the time... sweet. As the 2 slowly wake up, with Joey d...
Posted by Joey Render on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Adventures of Matt and Joey at the FL 2

As we join our heroes toiling to stock the dangerous cancer sticks (cigarettes), boredom settles in fast. Not only that but so is thirst. "You know what, Im thirsty?" says Joey. "Well get something t...
Posted by Joey Render on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Adventures of Matt and Joey at the FL.

*Due to the Graphic stupidity of this blog view discretion is advised* At approximately 10:15pm EST I (Joey) was the only register open to serve customers. Due to people needing a buzz and just t...
Posted by Joey Render on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST