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Hi there. I'm E.J. and im pretty much the SHIT...i go to school @ Ed White i play baseball for E Dub and the North Florida Hurricanes i like to chill with friends and meeting new people is cool and i have an ability to make people laugh im pretty sure i can make anybody laugh...don't believe me... COME AND SEE ABOUT IT NIG!
a girl who isn't lameman im on a fat ass cold streak right now and bein single is lameso all my girls who aren't lame you know where to find me (or not)
WHUDDUP HOMEBOY !! Its ya girl NaRy !!! The dopest asian kidd ever ! Homie just got JACKEDDDD !! Haha. Its only been like x95639659475 hours to days since we've known each other, and hes pretty much the shizzballs. Haha. This kid is super funny and the most legit-est wanna be asian kid c[x BabyGotBack ! Haha. Okay, for real, EeJay is really a sweet person. His goals is so way out of league. You wouldnt even believe him if he was to tell you what he wants to be. I mean i wouldnt even think he would want to be that. < ask him Nukkuh > Mr. EeJay will find a way for you to be happy. He knows just what to say. Trust me ; i know. Hes pretty much laidd backkk..and a TEXTERRR ! Haha. EeJay is someone you can be around with and just have a great time. At times he can be a homo, but its all good in the hood. But thats because he wants you to be chilled. Basically, Eejay is my little Blackinese Kid. Haha. So you better holla at him..ladies [; Haha. But if you ever crush his heart ; i crush your FACE with my chopsticks ! Get it, got it, good. This should be all for now..Love you EeJay !! Get to know him ; rememeber hes legit.