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Celena

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About Me


um, i'm celena and i have no life to speak of. work: i wear a dweeby polo shirt and rent movies to people so that i will be paid every two weeks. yeehaw. school: i go to that beautiful mecca of purple and gold where teachers preach knowledge and the students generally ignore them in favor of keggers. whatever works, right? that's about it. sorry to disappoint. maybe some day soon i'll run away to africa and lead one of those interesting lives i've heard so much about. or get eaten by a lion and die. either one. so, what else...my room is painted in horizontal rainbow stripes, you cannot see the floor because of all the junk and dust, and there is something under my bed that smells suspicious but i'm afraid to investigate. my precious baby girl is an anorexic python named princess buttercup. she's two and a half feet now and still growing. i'm waiting until the day i can sick her on my neighbor. so who am i? i'm short, stout, reclusive, emotionally and mentally unstable though probably no more so than the average schmuck. there are those in this world who bring out the best in me (you know who you are). i read. i write. that is the greatest thing in the world to me. poetry or stories can bring meaning to even the most tangled and crazy parts of life. someday maybe it'll make me rich and famous. until then my plan is to marry a rich guy and push him down the stairs once the papers are signed. or work at this godforsaken blockbuster until i die. either one.

My Interests



i like reading sci-fi and fantasy novels, shakespeare, dickenson, etc, writing fiction, writing poetry, acting, singing in the shower, listening to music, going to those crazy seattle concerts, cruising around in my big shiny car, saying mean things to stupid people, shopping (as is the life of all females), dreaming of all that life is and all it will be... oh yes, and falling in love with musicians. i don't know why, but they are ever so hard to resist. right now i am ravenously in love with Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance. say what you will, that guy is hella sexy in the music videos.

I'd like to meet:

Galileo... oh, wait, is he dead?

Music:


a few of my favorite bands/artists in no particular order: bowling for soup, system of a down (ozzfest rocks, man!), great big sea, barenaked ladies, simple plan, blink-182, flogging molly, beasty boys, the killers, clumsy lovers, carbon leaf, counting crows, my chemical romance (for their hot vocalist and angry music), fallout boy, panic! at the disco, and many, many others

Movies:


the princess bride, mystery men, v for vendetta, stardust, little miss sunshine, the phantom of the opera, rent, all those old disney movies i still have on vhs, x-men, the fast and the furious (rediculous movies, but how can you not love the cars and the shirtless guys?), pan's labarinth, and on and on it goes

Television:


what tv? i have no free time for tv because i'm usually busy doing homework (bleck!)....well, sometimes. when i get the time, i do so adore watching that 70's show, the red green show, chuck, pushing daisies, frasier and seinfeld (they go together because if i'm staying up, why watch just one?)

Books:


oh so many books, so little time. i cannot begin to try and pick a favorite or even a top ten...but i'll just start pulling names from my head: "one flew over the coo coo's nest," "ferenheigt 451," "lord of the flies," "pride and prejudice," "blood and chocolate," "the snow queen," (sci-fi one, not the picture book), "the princess bride," "the silver kiss"......oh, and at risk of sounding like a nerd, i was wildly impressed with homer's "the illiad" and "the oddessy" and of course anything written by shakespeare.

Heroes:


batman. duh.

My Blog

men I would like to see naked: a short To Do list

So I’m fricking bored and everyone knows that when I blog I never blog about anything even vaguely important, so (for no reason whatsoever) here’s a list of celebrities and ...
Posted by Celena on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:16:00 PST

W.C. Williams is my homeboy

Danse Russe By William Carlos Williams If I when my wife is sleeping and the baby and Kathleen are sleeping and the sun is a flame-white disc in silken mists above shining trees,  if I in my north ro...
Posted by Celena on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:53:00 PST