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Dykealiscious

I am here for Friends

About Me

*******READ: I DO NOT ACCEPT FRIEND REQUESTS from anyone I don't know in person or whom I don't intend to meet in the very near future or keep contact with IRL. I think calling someone your "friend" online for the sake of having more numbers under your myspace belt does a disservice to true friendship. You shouldn't listen to what other people tell you. !I'm a femmie-butch-boi-dyke with more dick than Cheney...get it? Dick Cheney! Never mind. I'm interested in understanding the minds of people who confuse me on a regular basis. I'm a Leo, and I like it that way. I just graduated with two BAs (Psychology and Creative Writing) from UW this March. I was accepted to the Art Therapy program at Antioch and will therefore be working on an M.A. in Mental Health Counseling, certified as an Art Therapist beginning this Fall. I'm so happy I could poop purple Twinkies!What I like in friends/women: I'm excited by writers, artists, singers, body art, wine tasting, animal lovers, CAMPERS!!!!, eyes and mouths, brie, jerky, SENSE OF HUMOR that is both intelligent and ridiculous, aggression, shyness, not afraid to bitch slap me to keep me in line.Namaste!

My Interests

Reading, writing, performing poetry and music, love, art, being goofy, video games, political activism (doing it rather than talking about it). Sex, education, photography, 420-rare occassion but definitely pro legalization, tequila (Petron Silver or Don Julio Reposado--yeah, I'm a tequila snob), laughing, comedy, scary movies, wines, micro brews, beef jerky, tofu on the bbq, bbqing in general, camping, fishing, more sex.

The Fancy Pants Adventures

The coolest game EVER.

I'd like to meet:

Senor Endometriosis Sucks My Uterus.... Looking for peace...... Also, I wanna meet Queer and Allied friends for awesome adventures of the pineapple kind.

Music:

Sia, Stabbing Westward, Techno/trance, alt. rock, hard rock, industrial, jazz, orchestral, indie, 80's, some hip hop, Snoop Dogg, Mystikal, Digital Underground, Missy Elliot, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Amy Steinberg, Bitch and Animal, Pet Shop Boys, NIN, Duran Duran, Eurythmics, The Streets, Lady Sovereign, Tool, Alice in Chains, Faith No More, Deftones, Portishead, Zero7, Snake River Conspiracy, Paul Oakenfold, Tiesto, Paul Van Dyke, Fischerspooner, Armin Van Buuren. Sara & James Giba: www.myspace.com/sarajamesgiba or www.myspace.com/jamesgiba

Movies:

Scary shit, funny shit, docu-shit, thrillers and shit....

Television:

I don't watch tv but I netflix the shows I like: Alias, Reno 911 (THE BESTEST SHOW IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD) Strangers with Candy, Invader Zim, South Park, Happy Tree Friends, The Brak Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Crank Yankers

Books:

Man, there just isn't enough room for this. Christopher Golden, Christopher Rice, Christopher Moore, Anne Rice, Clive Barker, Douglas Clegg, my own stuff, I read so much stuff outside of my preferred genre but I suck at names so listing more authors is likely impossible at this point.

Heroes:

My mom, Amy Steinberg, Madonna, James Giba, Uma Thurman as a superhero, Becky Buckwild

My Blog

A fish bowl made of papyrus

I haven't got time for anything but beauty, though I must navigate sorrow like anyone else.I can't recall the last time someone smiled at me and didn't want something.  I give any way.One of the ...
Posted by Dykealiscious on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 04:49:00 PST

Free ink and watchers in the trees

Yeah, it's a fucking long shot, but does anyone know anyone who can get free ink?  I knew someone apprenticing once who was really good and he did free ink until certified, or whatever you call i...
Posted by Dykealiscious on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:01:00 PST

Honesty only, please

Hey everyone, go to my myspace profile and use the anonymous honesty box.  Pretty please?  You'll see it, it's big and pink and white...wow, so's my other box.
Posted by Dykealiscious on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:34:00 PST

Sharkie gets some tail!

For those of you who are not yet on Sharkie's friends list: ...
Posted by Dykealiscious on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:24:00 PST

If you find my underwear, please tell them to get their ass back home.

...but just the ass because who needs the crotch, right?You know, having endometriosis (probably) means having "blowouts," as I like to call them.  My underwear have ended up in many a trash can ...
Posted by Dykealiscious on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:56:00 PST

What does it all mean?

...hell if I know... ...
Posted by Dykealiscious on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:31:00 PST

I hate my neighbor ::THIS MUCH::

My crazy ass neighbor is a fucking psycho bitch from hell!She's been after us for over a year now. First with the posting flyers of my roommate around the neighborhood because of his legal past, then ...
Posted by Dykealiscious on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:59:00 PST

To shave or not to shave

Dear Profile Pic:I do so feel sexy in that picture, and the related pics, some of which are in my albums, some of which aren't due to my rather camera-hoggish nipples and Myspace's TOS.The question is...
Posted by Dykealiscious on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:47:00 PST

Sluts in the city

Being an asshole who actually got sucked into watching the entire Sex and the City series (and hating every minute of it...though I did chuckle a few times) I find this extremely funny. "I was at the...
Posted by Dykealiscious on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:20:00 PST

Holy carbo sugar shack period

Okay, so despite my super sexy boi beer belly, I'm not a horrible eater.  That goes wayyy back.  In fact, you rarely see me eat junk food and I minimize the processed food.  Anyway, I'm...
Posted by Dykealiscious on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:02:00 PST