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About Me

My name is Paul James Maddison... I work at St. Catherines Mental Hospital as a nursing assistant. I have been there for about 19 months now. I enjoy my job but find it rather emotional and difficult, but at the end of the day rewarding. I love comedies and horrors. I consider myself eccentric and enjoy being theatrical. I like to pretend I'm clever. It doesn't work though. I sunk the Titanic. I am not fond of the overly pretencious or false. Having said that, composing lists such as this one is a tad pretencious. I enjoy music, however I am musically inept. I love movies. I think I watch too many. I study criminology and enjoy reading a lot. I rarely have spare time. I love a drink and a nightout... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

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Nice genuine people. Well...no-one who wrongly claims to have a mental disorder, suicidal tendancies, family problems or the like just for attention and sympapthy. You lot get on my nerves. You know who you are!.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Waaaaah my nan's got a better social life than me!

There was a lass called toni (shanks)who said 'I've got one lad only'this was disproven no endas she never had any friendswhich proved she's always very lonely Lol! Write a blog! I dare you!...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 15:14:00 GMT

Twas the night b4 my bday/ a very silly poem

twas the day before the 18thbday of paulthe young man's a queefdoing bugger all in trotted russell the pigwho dived on the bedwanting to be played withwanted to get head now nick was busygary's not in...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:58:00 GMT

Perverted Justice

There is a group in america called Perverted Justice, they are ordinary citizens who are dedicated to ridding the internet, indeed the world, of pedofiles. They have made massive news in America a...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 15:01:00 GMT

A lil summat 2 say

For whom it concerns I had a message. LIFE SUCKS! Get used to it, it's not likely to get better and it's no good to sit and cry about it. It' all very well and good to sit about fretering your days aw...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 16:39:00 GMT

Questions, Questions...

If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. How tall are you barefoot? about 5'102. Have you ever smoked heroin? nope3. Do you own a...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:37:00 GMT

The funniest, most humourous joke ever written....Ever...

(Q) What's E.T short for? (A) He's only got little legs.
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 10:58:00 GMT

Why I Like To Beat Random Children (G.A.I.A post)

(I'm a memeber of GAIAONLINE.COM which is a debating site where people post their own topics of discussions, i decided to make a JOKE topic, everything I say is not my opinion and everything I say isn...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 16:09:00 GMT

BASTARDISATION

BASTADISATIONis a new word... To be BASTARDISED you have to be well and truly fucked over. For instance... I was at a party recently, and a lad turned up with the impression he was Sid Vicious and was...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 15:26:00 GMT

VERY FUNNY PICS

av a look at my pictures and see the latest 3 i made and added. i luv em
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 15:34:00 GMT

MORE POEMS

there was a young lad called nickwho wanted to fuck his chickthe legs were widehe pushed himself insideand ended up splitting his dick there was a little lass called lizziehad a bf who wanted to only ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 11:25:00 GMT