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Callis

About Me

My name is Daniel Thomas Callis
Est. 16th July 1987
I come from Lakenheath in Suffolk
Now I live in Pompey
I am in my second year of uni, studying Video Production
I work for Dominos Pizza, delivering justice to your door in a square box
Single; Not really looking, but you never know who you may meet...
I am quite short but it has never been a problem
I drive a V-reg Skoda Felicia
ITFC! Super Jim's Blue & White Army!
I'm a pEscatarian (CHEERS JOHN!!1!!1!!11!one!!1!)
I go out drinking too much
I don't mind the odd spliff here and there either
I still skate every now and then when the weather is nice
I make noises with my throat in a band called "Momentai"
I laugh at anything that offends people
I have the money management skills of Enron Corporation
I like the 24 hour Kwiki Mart on Albert Road, Ribena and Sega Mega Drive
I hate shaving, Strongbow cider and the cold weather
My life would be empty without my friends and family
P-Town Represent yo' GET LOW GET FUCKING SOUTH BI-ATCH!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Top plays this week...

http://www.last.fm/user/callis

Movies:

Requiem For A Dream
Twelve Monkeys
Scarface
Napoleon Dynamite
Snakes On A Plane
Anchorman
Sin City
Children Of Men
The Da Vinci Code
Donnie Darko
A Clockwork Orange
The Butterfly Effect
The Italian Job (Original)
Cradle Of Fear
Braindead
It
Christine
Bad Taste
Ichi The Killer
Battle Royale
Hostal
From Hell
Saw
Saw II
Saw III
Ginger Snaps
Switchblade Romance
Constantine
Catch Me If You Can
Con Air
Borat
Ali G: In Da House
Forest Gump
Cruel Intentions
Freddy Got Fingered
Drop Dead Fred
It's All Gone Pete Tong
Football Factory
Romper Stomper
Green Street
I.D.
Jurassic Park
Snatch
Gone In 60 Seconds
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
American History X
Human Traffic
Trainspotting
Airplane
Menace ll Society
Training Day
Dead Man's Shoes
Pulp Fiction
Kill Bill
Reservoir Dogs
Natural Born Killers
City Of God
Edward Scissorhands
Alien
Aliens
Alien Resurrection
The Girl Next Door
Dodgeball
Van Wilder: Party Liaison
Road Trip
Euro Trip
Sex Lifes Of The Potato Men
Friday
Next Friday
Little Nicky
Team America: World Police
Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie
Mafia!
Happy Gilmore
Waynes World
Disney's Toy Story
Disney's Robin Hood
Disney's Peter Pan
Disney's The Sword In The Stone
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Monty Python: And Now For Something Completely Different
Monty Python: The Meaning Of Life
Monty Python: The Holy Grail
Monty Python: The Life Of Brian
Fahrenheit 9/11
Supersize Me
Adios: One Step Beyond
Toy Machine: Berzerker
Osiris: Subject To Change
Girl: Yeah Right
Almost: Cheese & Crackers
Death Skateboards: Squadrophenia
Andy Evans: This 'N' That

Heroes:

Your idols fade away
Who can you run to now?
Whos got the answers now?
Please don't idolize
'Cause these people are trained to fucking hypnotize
Please don't idolize
'Cause these people are trained to fuck with your mind

My Blog

The "I Was Mascot For ITFC When I was 10 Years Old" Blog...

Yeah Seriously, I was mascot for Ipswich at the Play-Off Semi Final vs. Charlton Athletic in the 1997-98 season, and as I am at my parents house in Suffolk and I just fixed the scanner softw...
Posted by Callis on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:46:00 PST

The "Drunken Les Pudds vs. Mousetrap" Blog...

This is Les Pudds fucked off his face, and then Ben Drew pretty much decides that because he bought the beer for the night 'Pudds should have to stick is hand in a mousetrap.It was funny none the less...
Posted by Callis on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:57:00 PST

The "Andy Vincent's Stupid Tattoo" Blog...

Ok, your those of you who know Mr. Andy V, you will know that he has that strange and really thick "O" tattooed on his arm and I don't think even he knows why he got it done.Anyway, the other night do...
Posted by Callis on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:42:00 PST

The "The Complete PWNING Of Sarah" Blog...

FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!1!1!!11!one!1!And yes I am completely aware I type like a spastic on MSN...
Posted by Callis on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:02:00 PST

The "Tim & Nicki's EnGAYgement Party" Blog...

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Posted by Callis on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:00:00 PST