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Danny 'Danger' Clark

that crack is really moorish

About Me


When I was one-and-twenty
I heard a wise man say,
..Give crowns and pounds and guineas
But not your heart away;
Give pearls away and rubies
But keep your fancy free.'
But I was one-and-twenty
No use to talk to me.

When I was one-and-twenty
I heard him say again,
..The heart out of the bosom
Was never given in vain;
'Tis paid with sighs a plenty
And sold for endless rue.'
And I am two-and-twenty
And oh, 'tis true, 'tis true.

I shot the sheriff

But I did not shoot the deputy

My Blog

Bernard

Hes my new best friend. I met him in my garden about 10 minutes ago muching on some slugs...hes a Hedgehog. i know what your thinkin but im not like kelly from clerks 2, im not down with interspecies ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 14:09:00 GMT

Aussie pics

I went to australia, kangaroos are for pussys, i saw neighbours stars! what youve just seen for those of you who dont know is 1, The bishops crib2, Me and kieran with boyd3, Me and steph4,...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 07:22:00 GMT

i love my mum

My mum is a legend, i come downstairs today all bleary eyed and half asleep stumbelign to find my weetabix when she says..."on the 7th of december DJ shadow is playing in bournmouth, i thought id get ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 03:59:00 GMT

Desert Island Disc's

Listing to the radio at the weekend i decided i would try and compile my desert island discs. For any one not familiar with the format its basically just choosing your top 8 records in no particular o...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:17:00 GMT

Lame questions thing, do em if u feel lucky punk!

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How long do you think we will be friends?5. Do you have a crush on me?6. Would you kiss me?7. Would you hug me?8. Physically, what stand...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:15:00 GMT

best picture EVER

  Is this not THE best picture you have everseen. It comprises all the ramsy street greats Billy, Joel, Dru (RIP) Karl and Toadie. What amuses me most is that A, Toadie isnt holding on to his ca...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:07:00 GMT

shadow

DJ SHADOW TICKETS!!!!! Yes yes yall, i got tickets to see shadow in june...along with massive attack and pharrell. Sweet jesus i have a boner allready, excuse me whilst i go and lay down...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 11:12:00 GMT

Legend

Hey,So today i was told im NOT a legend or to be precise...i hadnt done enough to get into the VIP section in heaven. Mills simply said that i wasnt enough of a legend to get in and that he had allre...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:56:00 GMT

poo

So stu told me i havnt raged in a while so i thought id say some stuff. Living in london now i see alot...sometimes to much, i definatly HEAR to much...for instance, the domestic row in the flats oppo...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 15:48:00 GMT

london town

Yo so this is for every one i havnt seen in a while cos ive gone to uni. First things first. Ive moved to london. Bethanl to be precise (and if anyone wants to send me anything) i now live at:Fla...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 08:17:00 GMT