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Chris

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am the "crying on the outside" kinda clown, drenched in a blanket of wrath and insecurity. And sorta sarcastic at times...but in a good way.

My Interests

Everything interests me with the exception of snotty nosed apathetic slackers fucks who walk the streets and never stop to look up and appreciate some shit. Mean people suck. Mediocrity sucks. Life...now life is good.

I'd like to meet:

awe inspiring, mouth watering, rule shattering, outside of the box living, not afraid to know what too much taste like....

Music:

If Nick Drake and Ray Charles had a baby that was raised by Stephane Grappelli. And pretty much everything in between except the Doors. I hate the Doors. I never really bought the whole Jim Morrison thing.

Movies:

harold and maude, manchurian candidate, betty blue, office space, dawn of the dead, princess bride, risky business ( an unhealthy childhood infatuation)

Books:

David Sedaris, Diane Ackerman, Cookbooks with tantalizing recipes I'll never attempt, a wee bit of Vonnegut, any collection of random knowledge.