Mr Pibbles

IF YOU DON'T LIKE CLOWNS... FUCK YOU!!!! I'M A GOOD CLOWN!!!! MY NAME IS MR PIBBLES. FUCK THE CIRCUS, THEY TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT, DON’T PAY WELL AND ALL THERE IS TO HAVE SEX WITH IS BEARDED CHICKS… IT SUCKS ASS, SO I QUIT. NOW I LIVE IN LA WITH A FRIEND. HE’S KIND OF A COOL GUY. WORKS TOO MUCH BUT AT LEAST HE GETS ME LAID. SOMETIMES HE TAKES ME OUT AND WE DO STUPID SHIT LIKE DRIVE AROUND TOWN AND HE MAKES ME STARE AT PEOPLE UNTILL THEY FREAK OUT. I KINDA LIKE IT, PEOPLE IN GENERAL SCARE ME. IT’S WEIRD BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE USUALLY SCARED OF CLOWNS, YOU KNOW LIKE THE FREAK FROM STEVEN KINGS “IT” AND THAT ASSHOLE FROM POLTERGIST… DAMM , EVEN JOHN WAYNE GACIE FUCKED THINGS UP FOR US. I, ON THE OTHER HAND AM NORMAL. I NEVER TAKE MY MAKEUP OFF, DON’T RAPE KIDS (OR EVEN SHEEP) AND LIKE TO GET DOWN AND PARTY. I RENT A ROOM AT JEFF’S PLACE. I LOVE TO TRAVEL AND MEET NEW AND EXCITING PEOPLE, THAT DON’T SUCK. IF YOU'E REALLY INTERESTED, YEAH RIGHT, LIKE YOU REALLY WOULD BE, I STARRED IN A MUSIC VIDEO. I'LL TRY TO PUT IT UP HERE. IT MIGHT TAKE A LITTLE WHILE . FOR FUCKS SAKE , I'M A CLOWN, I ONLY KNOW HOW TO EMAIL, DRINK AND SCRATCH MY NADS