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Holymonkey!

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

http://www.holymonkeydiving.com Not really, but I like the pic... Wait, I don't need to explain myself@!!!

I am one of the great people in the world
Get to know me, you'll agree!If you don't, I'll stab you!
As for every story there must be a begining. Since I'm lazy, I'll skip that.
I'm AJ and I'm a high school drop out with 3 college degrees and soon to have an Masters MBA.
As said, this is how I begin any collection of the events of my life.
Here are the basics of the basics:
I drive a white Jetta
I rock climb, sky dive, water ski, jet ski, ski, snow board, roller blade, breath live experiment enjoy cry hurt and love, and everything in between.
I hate staying in the same place.
I can't stand not doing anything
I don't convince people to have lives
I travel and have been to many, many places. I hope to one day find someone who can travel with me and keep up with me. For it is not the adventure itself, but who you share it with.
What else can I say, theres so much you're better off getting in contact with me, I'm always up for a good chat, my email address is: [email protected]
Currently on life 3 of 9:
Life 1: Wrecked car on deer going 90 mph Life 2~2.5: Engine failure on flight home from Germany Life 2.5~3: Missed bus in London, same bus bombed 20 minutes later before we would've gone off
life is contageous, go out and catch it.
JQ writes this about me:

ive known u for what...4 years...so what can i possibly write..lets see if i can in one sentence.....
let me think....
Youre a European traveling Flogging Molly obsessed VW Jetta Vr6 Family Guy techno junkie loving Philly boy who HATES NEW JERSEY but goes there anyway while Rock Climbing at DRG coming up with "moves" eating WaWa when you say you'll never eat it again, but cant help the three kinds of mustard on a 2 foot HOAGIE (sub) and playing water volleyball every summer weekend while being a total flirt making as many trips to the beach as possible, even tho you hate to drive, but LOVING LIFE is your thing and you love to be happy, even if you cant make the car show, but eating wings with your friends tickles your fancy and love to engange in interesting, intellectual conversation, cause youre an intelligent, caring human being with a big heart and love that I know you and do all the random stuff we do!

My Interests

Rock climbing, scuba diving, working on my car, anything physical, trying new things, snow boarding, surfing, racing, speeding, flying, slacking, jet skiing, water skiing, knee boarding, reading, writing, traveling, getting lost somewhere new, being head over heels for someone, enjoying life, everything!

I'd like to meet:

YOU!Definitely people who like to have a good conversation about anything from how the sky is blue to the current state of the nation. I love to talk and listen, especially if it's life stories, I have to many I can go on for hours.I enjoy being with people who enjoy having a life and going out into the world with a jump in their step and are always smiling. I can't stand people who are fake. People who use others and toss them into the curb with no explination and no logical reasoning. I enjoy being with modest people who have the ability to keep themselves under control and are able to talk about whats on their minds. I don't like people who can only have artificial fun (i.e. by drinking or taking drugs), so if thats you, move along.

Music:

I love music, I'm not even going to try and list the things here. Music gives me this great energy, it has the ability to lift my spirits or make me feel like crap. I played the violin for 5 years and am starting to get back into it. I've also composed sheet music, electronica and spun in germany.

Movies:

I usualy go for movies with an interesting story behind it, or some sweet movie like finding nemo or lilo and stitch, depends on my mood and who I'm with.

Television:

I don't watch tv I don't own a tv I don't waste my time with it

Books:

I never touched a Harry Poter book. EVER, I never saw any of the movies all the way through, or even half way. I never asked anyone what the endings were or the plot line. I know nothing about it, and for some reason, I'm very glad I don't :-PI'm not saying it's a bad book or the devil or anything like that, I just don't care.

Heroes:

My mom and dad because they work their asses off
Katie from KU because she showed me the importance of a smile
Sami because she cheered me up when i was hurt
Lizzie because she's a survivor
And. Vicka because she STILL shows me that there are amazing people in the world, and has the ability to make me feel improtant even if she is around the world.
OH and Zoidberg
Because my life is exactly like his....

My Blog

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Posted by Holymonkey! on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:22:00 PST

One more


Posted by Holymonkey! on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:44:00 PST

Meh

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Posted by Holymonkey! on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:35:00 PST

yea.

   
Posted by Holymonkey! on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:37:00 PST

New disease spreading through the nation

New York Times (8/1/2007 AJ): A new virus is sweeping the nation. Scientists so far have no cure or treaments availible. The virus has been named Myspacebook Syndrome, and seems to be increasing in fr...
Posted by Holymonkey! on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:38:00 PST

Long Time no posts

So I haven't posted in nearly a year And I don't really care! But in an effort to rekindle my story telling, I'm going to try to post funny random shit once in a while   You know you love me...
Posted by Holymonkey! on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:45:00 PST

My conversation with a loan specialist

So I've been applying for this large loan, so I can get plastic surgery and become the girl I've always felt like, and everytime I try to get on the website to check the status I get some crazy error ...
Posted by Holymonkey! on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:43:00 PST

My day in 120 degree driving conditions

First of all, WHO THE HELL STEALS A MALE-MALE 1/4" CABLE?!?!? Thats right, someone went into my car and stole the cable I use to connect my IPod to my Deck. It's a dollar cable, there was 20 dollars i...
Posted by Holymonkey! on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 07:57:00 PST

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I COULD'VE GOTTEN A NEW CAR?!?

AHHHH     This is what I pull into my house and see!Happend 30 minutes after my sister left! Thank god no one was hurt... No thank you that my CAR wasn't under there   But its for the b...
Posted by Holymonkey! on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 04:25:00 PST

SOME CRAZYYYY PHOTOS!

Hehe Some photos from work and such     Censored, ofcourse D&J****Please DO NOT leave comments on the site, it's a coworkers album...
Posted by Holymonkey! on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:11:00 PST