About Me

How evil are you?

If you haven't already done so, have a read through my blogs. You'll discover my strange sense of humour, and perhaps see how random I can be, and hopefully I can make you laugh!I bring you Scarface, the short version!!!! ..Game Downloads

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You! *extends finger in your general direction*

Music:

AC/DC
Audioslave
Beastie Boys
The Beatles
The Black Mages
Black Sabbath
Bloodhound Gang
Breaking Benjamin
Deep Purple
Desert Sessions
Dropkick Murphys
Eagles
Eagles Of Death Metal
Electric Eel Shock
Eric Clapton
Faith No More
Flogging Molly
Foo Fighters
George Harrison
Iron Maiden
Jack Johnson
Jake Shimabukuro
James Brown
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Jimmy Eat World
Johnny Cash
The Kinks
Kyuss
Led Zeppelin
Lifehouse
Lionel Richie
Mark Lanegan Band
Marvin Gaye
Metallica
Monster Magnet
Motorhead
Muse
NOFX
Our Lady Peace
Pendulum
Pink Floyd
Pixies
Queen
Queens Of The Stone Age
Rammstein
R.E.M.
Rage Against The Machine
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reel Big Fish
Screaming Trees
Sex Pistols
Stone Temple Pilots
System Of A Down
Thin Lizzy
Turbonegro
Weezer
Weird Al Yankovic
Groove Armada

Movies:

Old Boy, Pulp Fiction, Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, The Matrix, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Sin City, Batman Begins, The Green Mile

Television:

Lost, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, The IT Crowd, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The Mighty Boosh, Extras, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Have I Got News For You, Friends, The Ren & Stimpy Show, Takeshi's Castle, Red Dwarf, many others!

Heroes:

Bill Bailey, the King of Trolls/Master of Comedy

My Blog

Y'alright there brother?

GOD DAAAAAMMMNN!!!!!!! It's been a while since I last made a blog on here, Myspace, the filthy marauder of dreams. Almost 2 years now since my first blog, golly! I can feel my creative juices running ...
Posted by Kit on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 08:27:00 PST

About Sheffield Uni.

Sheffield Uni is where I residewhere fluffy caterpillars wriggle and hidefrom scorching flames and eggy toastwhich caresses the belly of last night's pork roastand morbid flanges kowtow and begfor mus...
Posted by Kit on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 05:59:00 PST

Slush Puppies.

Slushes. Slush drinks made with crushed ice and juice. They're just what you need at a time like this, when the weather's so hot your clothes cling onto you for dear life using your body seepage (some...
Posted by Kit on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:43:00 PST

"pic comment pweaz"

FFS! Cock-shitting ass reamers!!! Hairy mandibles of a thousand oxen!!!*It might not bother you, but it bothers the fuck out of me. You can't understand how annoyed I get when I see someone post a bul...
Posted by Kit on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:14:00 PST

Blogs.

People write blogs, people like you and me. Possibly even Germans write blogs. Who knows? But who's reading them? I look at people's profiles, and maybe, and that's a good maybe, I'll read their blogs...
Posted by Kit on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 01:29:00 PST

An interesting article, I think you'll find.

Hessian, also known as Cumberdale, spends most of its life breeding with Bing Crosby, a well known crooner from the late 1800s. At birth, the hessian will proceed to eat the nearest chihuahua, but on ...
Posted by Kit on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 09:59:00 PST

Leeds Festival

Just gonna say what i can say about what went on at the leeds fest. I won't say how good the bands were, no reviewing here, just stories and crap, but I might feel the urge to leg-rape a band or two. ...
Posted by Kit on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 11:30:00 PST

Dammit Chris, you scheming gerbil of the night

Well, my first venture into the foray of MySpace.com, and it has been met with glee as demonstrated here ^_^ Look! Look how gleeful I am!! But the reason I'm here is the fault of Chris. Dam...
Posted by Kit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST