Guitar Zero

i LOVE this girl!!..
i'm a SoCal boy livin the Midwest dream (whatever that may be). i really dig snowboarding, and wish that we had a bigger resort here in Bismarck/Mandan. but i guess we're lucky enough to have what we have. i suck at real guitar, but kick ass in video games simulating a guitar. i'm a gadget freak. i love photography. no, not that snapshotty crap that you 14 year olds post on your Myspace page (and a few that you'll find on mine, as well). i'm talking about the likes of Edward Weston, Ansel Adams and Man Ray. i think scary movies are hilarious, except for the part in The Grudge, where the security guy is watching the surveilance cams and the scary chick pops up in one of the screens. freaky! i heart my Betty. i think cool tattoos are cool. and sucky tattoos suck. i hate sucky drivers, and Bismarck has plenty of them. perhaps they should raise the legal driving age to 18 and tear up the licenses of people over 70. i wish that all McDonald's offered the Hot & Spicy McChickens, it is by far their best sandwich. i wish Bismarck had a Popeyes. i definitely miss cajun-style fried chicken. i also miss the yummy carne asada burritos from real mexican fast food places like Albertos or El Cotixan. and if you can't pronounce those two spanish words, then you've probably have lived your whole life eating fake burritos. and no, Qdobas is not real mexican. it's a disgrace to all authentic mexican fast food restaurants. i love video games and alcoholic beverages and wish that a D&B would pop up here soon. sure there are djs here, but they probably wouldn't know how the hell to do a flare, crab, or chirp scratch. nor do they know how to mix properly. and the only beats they can mix successfully would be drum n bass or house beats, cuz basically it's the same beat in every song. i crave for new styles and try to be different, but fail miserably and end up surrendering myself to the latest trends and fads. i will never give in to the Midwest Flop, raggedy baseball caps, raggedy looking jeans, gay clothes from Aeropostale, American Eagle, and Abercrombie & Fitch. i could care less if i had NoFriends till i die. i'll try any food once (or twice, if it's really yum). any food that's gross can always be made better by Tabasco or Tapatio. well, not all the time. if you think you've seen me before, picture me driving a big yellow truck. correction. not yellow. Inca Gold. Marvin would slug me, if he were still alive. i can type more than i can speak. i normally keep my answers short and sweet. i think it's weird that you don't have to "pay before you pump." but overall, i think that ND is a swell place. "and that's all i have to say about that."