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Metal Mike!

Suborned acts since 1866

About Me

Metal as in I listen to -most- metal bands. Metalcore, hardcore, emo, and all that shit can burn in hell and I hope you die. It's not music, it's just dumb.

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My Interests

Playing bass, guitar, listening to music, writing, villainizing, tourmenting.

I'd like to meet:

98% chance it's not you. Really, I get three hundred people asking to friend up and I only sign on once a month. If you think your band really could use all the help it can gets, send me a message first or get fucked, not really my problem, is it?

Music:

Black, death, speed, thrash, and almost all types of Metal from Anal Blast to Bathory. Sonata Artica to Megadeth.

Movies:

Uhh, uhh, uhhh, LOTR was pretty good. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was another good one.

Television:

Metalacolypse...If you didn't see that coming, I'm shaking my head at you.

Books:

Donte's Inferno. The Oddessy. Illiad. A lot more old "fictionous" but famous books.

Heroes:

In the words of George Carlin, fuck Tiger Woods, fuck Lance Armstrong, I'll pick my own fucking heroes. My heroes consists of absolutely no one.

My Blog

Blind def and dumb

My eyes are bleeding from the acid of the earth feeling sickened by the blindness that fallows all royal powers are suddenly envoked through their fummbles and our dispare. The walls around me are clo...
Posted by Metal Mike! on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:43:00 PST

Ugg, feeling like shit.

I feel like utter shit, I threw up in the morning. What's worst is that ever since I've picked up this job and moved out of my house which was a sudden rush I've been having no time to my old buds. I'...
Posted by Metal Mike! on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:37:00 PST

Florida Part 1

Ok, so here's part one of my trip. It's been mostly working on the boat, doing the good old things I use to do every weekend in MD. Prepping the engine, putting in a new battery, spinning around quick...
Posted by Metal Mike! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A lesson for the world!

Ok, here we go, ready?! Get your pen and paper out and take notes, this is going to be a doozey. Lets start off simple, if you bitch to everyone you meet face to face, don't write an entry on your web...
Posted by Metal Mike! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Graduations and parties

Well I finally graduated. I didn't graduate in the school I was hoping for, but atleaste I got to graduate with my buddy Vince and I really couldn't ask for anything else except to have my other frien...
Posted by Metal Mike! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST