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About Me

Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Browse Layouts I was born in the employee bathroom of a K-mart in east San Jose. They were nice enough to give my parents a discount on diapers and day-old popcorn. Life wasn't easy growing up on the side of a sliding hill facing the City of San Jose's Municipal Waste Management Facility and Put-Put-Pizza-Wacky-Arcade...you know the place. But we got by. My parents, my brothers Fernando, and Wing-Poc, my sister Hypothermia, and our dog, Bob. I attended catholic school at Our Lady of the Hairy Lip Academy, where I was under the tutelage of Sister Mary Butch. It was there I had my first on-stage performance, playing the lead in "Frankie and the Remarkable Humming Pair of Stained Fruit of the Looms". There wasn't a dry seat in the house. .From there it was onto Randy Quaid High School, where I studied naked oregami, and played varsity pigmy-oiling. I lettered in that. At the tender age of nine I enrolled in Cal-Poly Shore where I spent the next twelve years, majoring in registration. I graduated Magna-Fying-Glass. Now I make my way through life selling used dental floss to the blind. Its good money.This has been...About me.

My Interests

Nothing interests me. Isn't that interesting?

I'd like to meet:

The Amish. Something tells me they secretly party like demons.

Music:

Dean Martin. Ray Charles. Eric Clapton. The Eagles. The Drifters. Al Green. Fleetwood Mac. B.B. King. Ray Uribes

Movies:

Good Morning Vietnam. Dead Man. Star Wars. Bad Santa. Nightmare Before Christmas. Moulin Rouge. Die Hard With a Vengeance (Sam Jackson kicks ass in that movie, shut up!). Silence of the Lambs. Mask of Zorro. Princess Bride. Young Frankenstein. Blazing Saddles. History of the World Part One.

Television:

Deadwood. The West Wing. Wrestling. South Park. Family Guy. Simpsons. Entourage. Mork and Mindy. Davis Rules (look it up). Cheers.
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Books:

Angels and Demons. Choke. Cyrano De Bergerac. 10 Easy Ways to Pick Up Slutty Women (paperback).

Heroes:

Robin Williams. Groucho & Chico Marx. Dean Martin. Sid Ceaser. Mel Brooks. Gene Wilder. Madeline Kahn. Jonathan Winters. Batman.

My Blog

Favorite Deadwood Quotes

Okay, so my favorite show was pulled from HBO and my life hasn't been the same since. For those not familiar let me just say this; Deadwood was a breakthrough in television. The scr...
Posted by Say it with me, Uribes on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:50:00 PST

World's Worst

World's worst thing said in the middle of sex.-Wow, your sister's ARE bigger!-Are you laughing?-No, it won't help if you turn the A.C. off!-Wake up!-Did you pay the gas bill?-A little to the left...a ...
Posted by Say it with me, Uribes on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:22:00 PST

Johnny Depp

Okay, last night somebody came to see the play I'm in right now, and afterwards jokingly asked the director, "Wow, how did you get Johnny Depp to be in your show?" Ha-fuckin-Ha. I'm sure t...
Posted by Say it with me, Uribes on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 02:04:00 PST

Why I hate snow.

I got my first girlfriend when I was 12 years old. It was the day before Valentines Day. I couldn't have timed it more perfectly... except that Valentines Day fell on a Saturday thi...
Posted by Say it with me, Uribes on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:08:00 PST

Fake People Redux!!

Time now to address the OTHER fake people. The last time we visited this subject we stood up for the rights of the kind of fake people we see in everyday life. This time we'll see what we ...
Posted by Say it with me, Uribes on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 11:04:00 PST

R.I.P. John Spencer

A great actor named John Spencer died last Friday December 16th. He was on "The West Wing". One day a few years ago I was in one of those situations where I needed to spend money I didn't ...
Posted by Say it with me, Uribes on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 03:00:00 PST

Lay off the Fake People!!

You know what? Every now and then I get on Myspace, and check out profiles just to see what kind of sick fun people are out there. And believe me, I'm never at a loss for sick fun p...
Posted by Say it with me, Uribes on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 03:36:00 PST

Mad Jedi skills

"Don't fuck with a Jedi Master son." Cock Knocker-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back....
Posted by Say it with me, Uribes on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 10:08:00 PST

You ever have that dream?

You ever have that dream... Where you're in bed and suddenly you wake up because you have the theme song from "Pettycoat Junction" stuck in your head. Except that you only kn...
Posted by Say it with me, Uribes on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 02:50:00 PST