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About Me

This is what I want to be.

My Interests

I'm just a regular dude. I like books, movies, music, video games, women, especially super cool women.

I'd like to meet:

This guy.

Music:

You know, the usuals. Tom Waits, Big Star, The Pogues, Flaming Lips, Uncle Tupelo, Bowie, The Kinks, The Stones, Wilco, Hank Sr, The Clash, The Ramones The Replacements, Johnny Cash, GBV, Elvis, Costello...I'm no trend setter.

Movies:

Anything but The Exorcist. Please. Anything but that. I beg you.

Television:

SVU, Family Guy, It's Always Sunny, Adult Swim, The Office, Heroes, AOTS, Dr. Who and catchin the last 5 minutes of a comic I like on Comedy Central, cause I'm bad at schedulin things and can never seem to see the whole thing.

Books:

K. Vonnegut, M. Amis and J. Irving made me want to be a writer. David Gutterson made me realize any shlub could be one.

Heroes:

In no particular order, cause that would be rude: Joss Whedon; Tom Waits; Martin Amis; Jim Jarmusch; Bill Brasky; Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.; Johnny Cash; Monty Python; Kids In The Hall; pre-pitiful Chevy Chase; the Doctor; people that get to roast other people on television and probably get paid for it, whereas I just get slugged at the bar; that dude married to Amy Acker...wait...I hate that guy...fuck him.

My Blog

Why It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia is the funniest shit ever.

Cause it is.
Posted by Hotdamn Doyle on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:24:00 PST

Dejected like a PNDB.

The below link is how I feel right now. With about 10 gallons of bourbon.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ7eRn8JzsA...
Posted by Hotdamn Doyle on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:06:00 PST

Faux Sexy

So, I think I've figured out my attractiveness. I'm not one to think of such things, but there's a time and place and somehow this time and place has descended upon me and this is the best that ...
Posted by Hotdamn Doyle on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:29:00 PST

I am a Good Samaritan.

And this old lady loses her dog today. It was leashed, but rampant. Comes strollin through my yard, she amblin afterwards, since old ladies wearin shower caps over their curlers, wearin saggy as...
Posted by Hotdamn Doyle on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST

Why me and bourbon and the internet mix so well.

So, this is my new thang...(aside) yo.I get a few belts in me and I go huntin on myspace for them folks you ain't heard from since graduation, and pray to God you don't find em, cause you ain't all y...
Posted by Hotdamn Doyle on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

It never ends.

Yeah, too much TV, I mean, television to the masses that refuse to use the much updated abbreviation that cesed to be an anacronym and just became full a fledged word--like me, I still say telev...
Posted by Hotdamn Doyle on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:43:00 PST

Lost

One Soul Last Seen: Euclid Ave Yacht ClubAtlanta, Ga Responds to: Hey You &nbs...
Posted by Hotdamn Doyle on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 03:54:00 PST

Finally...

...something notable has happened that I can talk about. My life is boring otherwise, school, begging for an internship, writing, more and more school and a profound lack of a social life as wel...
Posted by Hotdamn Doyle on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 10:04:00 PST

Why yes, I would like the clap.

I tell ya, I don't drink nearly enough. I used to. Possibly too much. The Atlanta Days. Sucking down whiskey like I was court ordered. Groggy most of the time, ...
Posted by Hotdamn Doyle on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 02:23:00 PST

I need a girlfriend. Taking applications.

I am looking for a girl, well woman actually, that is half Amy Acker and half Tina Fey. I understand this is unrealistic and somewhat asinine. But she has to exist. I mean, those two...
Posted by Hotdamn Doyle on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 12:47:00 PST