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the REAL dread pirate Roberts

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About Me

"If you are a dreamer, come in,

If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,

A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer...

If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire

For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.

Come in!

Come in!"

Hello! I'm Ashley and I live in rapidly-growing suburbia. I've lived in Ohio my entire life, which would explain my stong desire to travel the world. I'm really just your angry, young, over-opinionated girl; determined to change the government for the better and take the entire world with it.

"you may say that i'm a dreamer, but i'm not the only one..."

I'm an artist, a dreamer, a poet, an amature photographer, an undeclared political activist, a girlfriend, a daughter, a secretary and will forever remain a child at heart. I believe in amimal rights, I am a Democrat and damn proud of it. I have the ability to start a revolution and so do you.

I am a harmless, soon-to-be college student that recreates vintage jewelry and has newly discovered the art of altering clothing to something extraordinary. I love cheesy music, summer nights and just being with the people i love the most. I love and hate most people and have no patience for stupidity.

I can talk almost anyone into doing anything.

I'm a firm believer of natural healing and feel no need to prescribe useless drugs to an already over-medicated nation; afterall your doctor is the biggest dealer you know.

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My Interests

my family

my puppy children

making people laugh

politics

ART

local bands

photography

heated discussions

new and interesting people

being lazy

protesting

loving

all bodies of water

fishies

making a difference in the world

dancing

anything vintage

styles from the 20s, 40s and 50s

eyeliner

dressing up

dressing down

quirky behavior

fresh cut grass

cookouts

bon fires

unconventional beauty

goth night

writing

reading

sculpting

bead work

Bettie Page

summer days

halloween

rainy days on a comfy couch

free - thinkers

gay weddings

gypsy lifestyle

a good cry

a good laugh

Tom Robbins (sigh)

froggies that dwell in my pond

irony

hiking

mountains

the pacific northwest

the smell that comes from a freshly painted room

creating

my friends

being active

contradiction

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

The Grateful Dead (it keeps the memory of my cousin alive)

Pink Floyd

Tool

The B52s

Nirvana

CKY

Dane Cook

Led Zep

Janis Joplin

Queen

RHCP

The Beatles

John Lennon (he is the walrus!)

Flogging Molly

Sublime

Green Day(before they started making crap)

The White Stripes

Skinny Puppy

Jimi Hendrix

Bowie (who doesn't love a little ziggy stardust from time to time?)

The Rolling Stones

Talking Heads

Run DMC

The Beasties

Themesongs from shows from our younger happier days (i.e. Fraggle Rock, Charles in Charge, AHHH! Real Monsters etc...)

Billie Holliday

Frank Sinatra and the rest of the Rat Pack

Marylin Monroe (on my dorkier days)

Eva Cassidy

Crazy bluegrass and back alley blues

the underground stations found only in Seattle (they've given us more than coffee and Kurt Cobain you know!)

So, all in all I'll pretty much listen to anything as long as its not new-age country that is merely trying to be hip, rap or anything that they play on the radio

Movies:

I'm a complete movie snob. I can't help it, I just am. So, here in no particular order, are some of my favs...

Boondock Saints

American Beauty

American History X

The Nightmare Before Chistmas

Dogma

Clerks

House of 1, 000 Corpses

The Devil's Rejects

Things to do in Denver when you're Dead

Beetlejuice

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

Young Frankenstein

11:14

V

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Fire in the Sky

But I'm a Cheerleader

Boys Don't Cry

SNL the Best of Collection

Blue Velvet

Secretary

Pulp Fiction

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Chasing Amy

Man on Fire

May

Empire Records

Mallrats

Kurt & Courtney

Sid & Nancy

Dracula

Fight Club

Blow

Spun

Requiem for a Dream

Fear & Loathing

Even Cowgirls get the Blues

Kill Bill vols. 1 & 2

Big Fish

The Crow

Pirates of the Carribean

Donnie Darko

Scarface

Donnie Brasco

Trainspotting

Saw 1 & 2

American Psycho

Se7en

Saved!

Napolean Dynamite

The Princess Bride

Haggard

Thumbsucker

Tombstone

The Doors

Natural Born Killers

Sin City

Office Space

Almost Famous

The Green Mile

The Devil's Advocate

Van Wilder

Waiting

Mystery Men

Misery

Life without Dick

Land of the Dead

Dawn of the Dead

Chicago

Shaun of the Dead

Team America: World Police

Crash

Harold & Kumar go to White Castle

Finding Neverland

Hook

Metropolis

Drop Dead Gorgeous

The Life Aquatic

Wedding Crashers

The Meaning of Life

The Holy Grail

Nightmare on Elm Street

Ferngully

Alice in Wonderland

Fahrenheit 9/11

Roger & Me

Supersize Me

Bowling for Columbine

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Gilda

Gia

Riding in Cars with Boys

Cry-baby

The Great Outdoors

Uncle Buck

What About Bob?

The Evil Dead series

Army of Darkness

Ed Wood

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

Gummo

Grass

Fried Green Tomatoes

Steel Magnolias

Billy Madison

Happy Gilmore

Dick

The 'Burbs

The Money Pit

Batman

Batman Returns

Brokeback Mountain

Itchi the Killer

Audition

Apocolypse Now

The Deer Hunter

Full Metal Jacket

Swingers

Envy

Anchorman

Dodgeball

Super Troopers


Television:

House

Scrubs

Adult Swim

The X-Files

The Simpsons

Married with Children

That 70s Show

I dig the History Channel

and the Discovery Channel

Books:

The Shel Silverstein collection

anything & EVERYTHING by Tom Robbins ((one could build a religion around his work))

I'm a Hunter S. Thompson geek

i'm also a fan of Irvine Welsh

1984, The Complete Hitchhikers Guide

Pet's Letters to God ((its soo damn cute!))

Wicked

The Color Purple

Harold & the Purple Crayon

The Dr. Seuss collection

Also a Jack Kerouac fan

some of Stephen King's work

the classics like the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe...

I could go on and on forever, so I'll just sum it up that I'm a huge geek and I will pretty much read anything!

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad because they are the most wonderful, supporting, loving people i know! Anyone else thats touched me in ways that have sparked inspiration of all sorts -- my friends and my mistakes

My Blog

365

i've counted the days you were absent -- all three hundred and sixty five of them. countless tears have fallen and i can't tell you how many times my heart has re-broken. i feel like an empty shell w...
Posted by the REAL dread pirate Roberts on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 01:44:00 PST

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so -- lately i'm so bored. i feel like i have NO friends. all i want is just one JUST ONE girl that is like me to hang out with. i feel like i'm 55 when in fact i'm merely 22. i should be out having f...
Posted by the REAL dread pirate Roberts on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 06:11:00 PST

quotes from Lewis Black

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants. "If you're w...
Posted by the REAL dread pirate Roberts on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:54:00 PST

lesson learned

alright -- so i've come to the conclusion that throughout my twenty - two and a half years i've done everything wrong. perhaps this is self-pity, at least thats what everyone tells me. but then again...
Posted by the REAL dread pirate Roberts on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:20:00 PST

quotes --please read, you'll enjoy!

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.  ~H.L. Mencken Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.&nb...
Posted by the REAL dread pirate Roberts on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:50:00 PST

i'm guessing this is a republican frame of mind??

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hangi...
Posted by the REAL dread pirate Roberts on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:47:00 PST

Things that Irk me part VII

alright -- well i know that today probably isn't the best time to bitch about life's little annoyances, but bitching about stuff is the only thing thats keeping me from breaking down into tears so, he...
Posted by the REAL dread pirate Roberts on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:48:00 PST

lions and tigers and bears -- oh my

alright, so i'm sure that most of you are aware of the 'numerous' deaths that have occured in florida due to gator attacks. many officials down there now are taking it upon themselves to hunt down the...
Posted by the REAL dread pirate Roberts on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:45:00 PST

why i hate most people

first of all -- i really DO love a lot of people, even those that i don't know. however, there are those that just piss me off -- here's why it seems to me that the majority of people out there are li...
Posted by the REAL dread pirate Roberts on Thu, 11 May 2006 02:49:00 PST

Feeling glum? quotes to inspire -- or at least make you smile

"You name it and I've done it. I'd like to say I did it my way. But that line, I'm afraid, belongs to someone else."~Sammy Davis Jr. "Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because...
Posted by the REAL dread pirate Roberts on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:21:00 PST