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The Closer

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About Me

Whaddayawannaknow? lol, my life's been interesting to say the least. I've had more than my fair share of fun, but I'm not giving up on having a good time! I've done some *really* dumb things too, but who hasn't? I'm happy w/where I'm at and the general direction my life is heading. It'll do for now anyway... If you really want to know though, email me!! I'm a lot more interesting unplugged. Sometimes. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

Working 8 million hours a week... (not really...) MUSIC!! My son Symon (he's going to be famous one day.) Social events - sooo much more fun that sitting on your ass! Volleyball, baseball, etc.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck!! lol, here for cool friends and positive people. Hey! Who wants to party?The people who painted all this shit... HELLA cool!....

Music:

(How many pages do we have??)Lol, really, I like a *TON* of different music. I'll update things later, but for now, let's just say that I listen to primarily... shit, this isn't going to work. OK.*Rap* Hip-hop, R&B, (chopped & skrewed)*Techno* House, Ambient, Drum&Bass, Trance, Detroit*Rock* Metal, rock, alternative, ... , everything.I'm pretty open. There are definitely things I've heard that are crap, but most other genres I like. I'm just tired of listing shit. :)

Movies:

I'm a typical guy; I like movies where people get blown up, shot at, action/adventure flicks. I'm also into comedies. I *love* to laugh. Dramas are good for... hold on, I'll think of something...

Television:

Don't watch too much TV anymore; not enough time!! Back in the day, I used to watch CSI, NYPD, Cops, Sitcoms (Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, stuff like that), Cartoons ROCK! Adult Swim rules. Reality TV is funny sometimes, but to me it's becoming annoying.

Heroes:

My Dad. He's helped me through a lot of tough times, and always has great advice. I've never seen him give up. My son Symon; he's already been through so much in his short life, but he's always smiling. I always say he's going to be famous one day, and he'll get there out of his own hard work and determination.

My Blog

Lack of Computer

Just an FYI to all - now that I've changed jobs, my computer access is much more limited!!  So, if I don't respond, just know I'm not ignoring you!! (maybe!) haha!
Posted by The Closer on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 04:28:00 PST

Softball...

Rocks my world... I'm so fucking sore... I played a triple-header last night... exhausting... lmao, and after I walked off the field from the last game, another team tried to pick me up for a fourth g...
Posted by The Closer on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 05:25:00 PST

Baad Ass Product!!

Yeah, I don't usually go out of my way to 'endorse' products, but this stuff is awesome! I was looking for a cover for my portable device, and isn't that always a pain in the ass? Never have the ...
Posted by The Closer on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:58:00 PST

Woot!! Playin' Ball Again!

Hellz yeah!! My body's *killin* me this morning - and it feels GREAT! It's been so long since I was able to play baseball... got a call yesterday from a rec league that needed an extra player, and the...
Posted by The Closer on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:03:00 PST

This Guy's on Point!!

This is some funny ass shit!! LMAO, worth the read!     Brad, It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by sayin...
Posted by The Closer on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:55:00 PST

My Profile's Too Normal....

I complain all the time about my profile not being as 'cool' as all those glittery, artsy profiles... and yet also complain about being BORED OFF MY ASS at work. LMAO, maybe I should do something abou...
Posted by The Closer on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:17:00 PST

Thoughts on 101 ways to Annoy People

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. (hasn't everyone wanted a glasse eye at one time or another? then again, maybe not...) 18. Declare your apartm...
Posted by The Closer on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:51:00 PST

Please Pray

Please pray for my son, Zephan. He's in the hospital right now w/pneumonia.  He's a strong little guy, not even 6 months old yet, but the doctors are pretty concerned....
Posted by The Closer on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:20:00 PST

Apple-tini

My Friend is an Appletini.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Sorry, was that rude? I just think that is funny because it so accurately gives you a picture of him in every respect. He's not mainstream, he's different...
Posted by The Closer on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:27:00 PST

And Then, There Were Two...

I wanted to announce to the greater masses that my second beautiful baby boy, Zephan Elijah Ford, was born Dec. 29th, 2005!!  He's just as unusually perfect as his older brother, Symon! It's unca...
Posted by The Closer on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 04:56:00 PST