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Weapons are fun but making some1 bleed is funnier!

Hell's nothing compared to the wrath of a foot in the ass!

About Me

Profile edited by StraitJacket Slumber
I'm Sly. I'm a redneck
You Are 90% Redneck
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
There ain't no redneck like you. How Redneck Are You?
SEE! I love pro-wrestling! I'm a crazy, insane but loveable little guy. I love to make people laugh and smile even if it makes me look like an ass. Hopefully, I'll get some pics up soon and everyone can see how crazy I really am.
You Are a Fun Flirt
You just can't help yourself... you flirt with everyone you know.
Guys, girls, crushes, and friends. They're all victims to your charm.
You're into silly innuendos, sexy jokes, and playful touches.
You are a huge flirt, yet you never make anyone (too) uncomfortable! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 40%
Envy: 20%
Gluttony: 20%
Pride: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Greed: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 17%
You'll die of a yet to be discovered STD. How Sinful Are You?

My Interests

Pro-wrestling and throwing a chair at someones head. Making an ass out of myself to make others laugh. And by the way all my wrestling pictures were done by ROB "THE MAN" HUNTER!

I'd like to meet:

I found a girlfriend and friends, and wrestlers that can help me get my name out there to other companies and in return I'll try my hardest to get them work where I work. If ya have any questions about me just ask me and I'll answer almost anything you ask! OH YEA PS. I'm out of my fucking mind!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sly aka Jeff
Birthday: 9-17-85
Birthplace:
Current Location: St.Peters, MO.
Eye Color: Blue-Green
Hair Color: Brown Right now it's blond!
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: German, Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Sport Shoes
Your Weakness: Kindness
Your Fears: Dying Alone!
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find a girlfriend or travel somewhere far for wrestling!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OK
Thoughts First Waking Up: Daylight NOOOOOOOO!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Arms they just have that look.
Your Bedtime: 6:00am
Your Most Missed Memory: What the fuck does this mean!
Pepsi or Coke: Nope, DPR(Dr.Pepper)
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nope! Don't drink tea!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Nope! Don't drink that crap!
Do you Smoke: YEP
Do you Swear: YEP
Do you Sing: TRY!
Do you Shower Daily: YEP
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Hopefully soon!
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: In Most things
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Nope
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom yea Dad no!
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar- B.C. Rich Warlock
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YEP
In the past month have you Smoked: YEP
In the past month have you been on Drugs: MAYBE!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NOPE
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NOPE
In the past month have you been on Stage: Wrestling Stage YES
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NOPE thought about it once tho
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NOPE
Ever been Drunk: YEA
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: NOPE
Ever Shoplifted: YEP
How do you want to Die: In my sleep but I'll probably brake my neck!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Pro-Wrestler or a high school teacher!
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: DOESN'T MATTER!
Favourite Hair Color: DOESN'T MATTER!
Short or Long Hair: DOESN'T MATTER!
Height: DOESN'T MATTER!
Weight: Slim, Athletic I guess!
Best Clothing Style: DON'T CARE!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: Who really answers that. I'm guessing over 200.
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 6
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Why regret something you can't change!

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||| 26%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||| 30%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||| 0% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

Music:

HEAVY METAL like Atreyu, Old Metallica, Pantera(RIP), Killswitch Engage, All That Remains, Hatebreed, Unearth, Drowning Pool, Mudvayne, Motorgrater, Seether, Demon Hunter, Haste The Day, Story Of The Year, System Of A Down(Older stuff like Toxicity, and their self title album), Anthrax, Flaw, Breaking Benjamin, Soulfly, Poison The Well, you can't leave out some BLS(Black Label Society) and SLAYER! Fuck yea!

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Basic, The Nightmare on Elm street series, the Halloween series, X-Men 1,2, and 3!

You Are Wolverine
Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.

Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You?

Television:

I don't watch T.V. Since I don't watch T.V. Lost and That '70's Show and Full Metal Aclamist are my favorite shows to date!

Books:

The Terminal Man, and The State of Fear. Still working on Jurssica park---it's spelled wrong but I don't care!

Heroes:

Undertaker, RVD, Petey Willaims(MET), Chris Sabin(MET), Alex Shelly(MET), Scott D'Amore(MET), Taz, Mick Foley, A.J. Styles, and alot more. Theres an even bigger list in my room but I'm to lazy to get up and get it!

My Blog

Update!

Hey ya’ll! It’s been a long while since I’ve been on my space so I’m going to update everyone on whats going on in my life. My computer is about ready to go again and a bubby i...
Posted by Weapons are fun but making some1 bleed is funnier! on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:41:00 PST

Pissed and ready to give it up!

Why the fuck does everyone in fucking wrestling think I fucking own them something. I've been wrestling for 5 years now and I figured I would have getten a little bit of respect by now. But no, I real...
Posted by Weapons are fun but making some1 bleed is funnier! on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:52:00 PST

I ain't gonna lie!

DONT TAKE IT IF YOURE GUNNA LIE!1. ARE YOU GOING TO LIE?nope not at all 2. WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?crap brown army t-shirt3. WOULD YOU KISS ANYONE ON YOUR FRIEND'S LIST?hell yeah!4. DO YOU ...
Posted by Weapons are fun but making some1 bleed is funnier! on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:23:00 PST

WHY!

i dont understand alot of shit but i think i try to understand is wrestling. i know damn here everything about wrestling. why guys do things the way they do. why they talk the way they do. the gimmick...
Posted by Weapons are fun but making some1 bleed is funnier! on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:57:00 PST

Oh my dear lord!

Redneck pick up lines 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library ca...
Posted by Weapons are fun but making some1 bleed is funnier! on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:59:00 PST

Time to say FUCK YOU!

When people look at me they see a freak, or a dangerous man. Well, in reality I try to be a nice guy. I don't try to piss people off and try not to fuck anyone over. I find funny how people say they d...
Posted by Weapons are fun but making some1 bleed is funnier! on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:16:00 PST

100 retarded questions

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?my right ear- got cut by a razor blade and it's a long story2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?rewards i've won for wrestling and some posters3. DO YOU SNORE...
Posted by Weapons are fun but making some1 bleed is funnier! on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:24:00 PST

nice guy finish last

1. Dont force her to do anything.[She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward]2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other.[She always gets butterflies when you do it; it makes her feel ...
Posted by Weapons are fun but making some1 bleed is funnier! on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:57:00 PST

My friends and family

OK this is a pem I wrote becuase I met someone new and they kind of got me thinking about my life. So here it goes.   I sit back and look at my life, The past, now, and what future I have. I look...
Posted by Weapons are fun but making some1 bleed is funnier! on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:16:00 PST

I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa, its me again with another rant, why is it that on the movie, Snakes on...
Posted by Weapons are fun but making some1 bleed is funnier! on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:58:00 PST