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TheTony

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About Me

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HotFreeLayoutsI work with children that have disabilities, I want to be a writer one day, I want to be an astronaut one day, I still want to grow up and be Optimus Prime one day, I like to sleep all day, I like to read all day, I like to be lazy all day, I like to sit around and watch cartoons/football/movies all day, sometimes I wrestle all day...pretty much me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone willing to make me pancakes, give me money, and/or boobies.*honk*honk*

My Blog

Things I've read in 2009

All of my friends are doing it, and everyone know's how much I like to conform! New Dawn--FUKU Chap BookJakes Wake--John Skipp & Cody Goodfellow 8.25/10Castaways--Brian Keene 7.75/10Soultaker--Bryan S...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:05:00 GMT

I think I'm stoned...

I've never done a drug in my entire life, yet I am fairly certain that this is how it feels to be stoned, high, fucked up, and everything in between... I popped three 650mg painkillers in the last hou...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:48:00 GMT

McNuggets: A sign of doom

       Could McDonald's whore out chicken mcnuggets anymore?  For fuck's sake, every time I open a magazine, flip on the tv, or drive down the highway, there's some kind ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:04:00 GMT

Back in Black...

Yes, I am back in black!   I've been away from the interwebz for a while.  Partially because life got busy on me and partially because my laptop made a preemptive strike by attempting t...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:56:00 GMT

Revelation! Real Election Decided at the Base of Mount Doom!

Obama Vs McCain Not since Ali/Foreman have we had a more anticipated bout! *yawn* I could care the fuck less. Obama  can only spew "Change and Hope" as if the majority of his brain has been...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:16:00 GMT

HCFW: Finally!

I have been fried over the last 5 weeks or so.  My brain just hasn't been working in the way I've wanted it too.   Can't write, can't read, hell, I can't even focus on porn.  Even Asian...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:05:00 GMT

What Ive learned

This one is going to be a bit more serious than my usual witty banter about boobies, farts, pancakes, and the driving habits of the senior community.   Sure it won’t be entirely seriou...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:43:00 GMT

The End (period)

Finally.   I have finished my short novel/long novella Lost Highways.  It's the longest thing I have ever completed, weighing in at nearly 40,000 words. Nothing to celebrate yet, I know, but...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:05:00 GMT

R.I.P. True Friendship

Thank you for joining me brothers and sisters.  Today we remember the life and times of True Friendship.  You remember True Friendship, right?  Just barely?  Well, I believe most o...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Devil went down to Georgia AKA Misc crap

Been a while, huh?  Sorry, but things have been hectic with work, writing, and what not.  Enough with the back story banter, though! I went to Georgia at the start of the year.  I sorel...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:50:00 GMT