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Zach Johnson

We kants doos dis rites here, we gotz ta go round da ko gnar!!!!!!

About Me

Trying desperately not to suck at what I do.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ronnie James Dio, Ralph Macchio, and Sasquach.

Music:

I can hang with just about anything except neutral milk hotel. Heavy Metal makes me feel funny where I pee.

Movies:

Dancing outlaw. Okie Noodling. Grizzly Man. Who the fuck is Jackson Pollock. The Big Lebowski is the greatest movie ever made. Blazing saddles.

Television:

I don't get time to watch much, otherwize I'd be watching that shit all fucking day.

Books:

Art reference. Titty city is some fine reading material, some fucker stole my copy.

Heroes:

Erno Szabady & Mike Malone (RIP).