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The Bot with No Name

"Never give up, never surrender"

About Me


What to say, what to say. I was born in 1658 in Leinster, Ireland under the name Angus McKlooland. When I became 18 years of age I moved to London, England where I studied physics and soon discovered in my secret basement lab, the ability to travel through space and time. Growing restless in my own time, I traveled to 1928 where I trained to be a boxer (now using the name Kevin "Devil Hands" Mackey) and scraped by through the Great Depression and through some smart investing and careful planning I made investments and decided to let that money grow until I came here to this time (not before stopping in 1887 to talk to Vincent van Gogh and to 2576 to watch a movie in 7D). When I came to 1986 I reverted myself to a child (Being a master of physics and sciences) now going under my current name Kevin McKeon deciding to go through my childhood again and grow up in this age. In this time, I enjoy playing bass, watching as many movies as I can, drawing (badly, but van Gogh said to keep it up, there's potential). I enjoy comics most of all. I think robots are incredibly awesome, and enjoy lame science fiction things. I have the most childish sense of humor ever. I also like to talk, so feel free to send me a message or leave a comment.

My Interests

Comics, cartoons, music, bass, movies, laughing, robots, math, The Phenomenauts, art, TV, skateboarding, reading, action figures are cool. Star Wars, Homestar Runner, hot cocoa, cuddling, Adult Swim, writing, long car rides, driving around, Dethklok, video games, N64, painting, drawing and robots.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Phenomenauts, Aquabats, Man or Astro-Man?, Gogo13, Cake, Beck, Liam Lynch, MXPX, Epoxies, The Queers, Teenage Bottlerocket, The Mr T Experience, The Ergs!, The Misfits, All-American Rejects, The Ataris, Trivium, Alkaline Trio, Dethklok, Flogging Molly, A New Found Glory, Sasquatch and the Sick-A-Billys, Dragonforce, Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica, Reel Big Fish, Death Cab For Cutie, Faith No More, Jack's Mannequin, Horrorpops, Johnny Cash, Elvis, The Killers, MC Chris, King Diamond, AFI, Kid Koala, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, Decemberists, Regina Spektor, The Leftovers, Foxy Shazam, Tub Ring, The Ventures, Rage Against the Machine

Movies:

Clerks, Clerks II, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Really all other Kevin Smith movies, The Animation Show, Star Wars, Kissing A Fool, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, This Film is Not Yet Rated, Three To Tango, Office Space, Garden State, Elizabethtown, Good Burger, Real Genius, SLC Punk, Eternal Sunshine of A Spotless Mind, Snatch, Walk the Line, Crybaby, It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, X-Men 2, Empire Records, Mean Girls, Spider-Man 2, Batman Begins, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, 100 Girls, 8 Days A Week, Mumford, Love Actually, Fight Club, Bubba Hotep, Pulp Fiction, Fifth Element, Ghost World, Must Love Dogs, High Fidelity, Also just to name a few.

Television:

Metalocalypse, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Bros, Boondocks, Adult Swim, Mission Hill, The Brak Show, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Scrubs, DeGrassi, Clerks The Animated Series, South Park, Spider-Man, Heroes, Greg the Bunny, Friends, Flight of the Conchords, The Hills , Yo Gabba Gabba, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Critic,

Books:

Lots of comics, Fight Club, Survivor, Silent Bob Speaks, On the Road, Tao of Pooh, Kingdom Come, Comic Wars, Identity Crisis, Blankets, Red Son, Box Office Poison, Optic Nerve, Please Kill Me, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Hells Angels, Kingdom of Fear, Bone, I Am Going To Be Small

Heroes:

Don Hertzfeldt
Kevin Smith,
Batman,
Nathan Explosion
Doc Hammer
Henry Rollins
Michael Lark
Rob Schrab

My Blog

Day of peace and tranquility

Dear Friends and family,     Lately I've been quite frazzled. I've been really stressed, kinda miserable and so tired. Tomorrow will be the first day I have completely free from work and/...
Posted by The Bot with No Name on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:59:00 PST

A Note To All My Friends

Dear everyone who reads or who I usually hang out withSo these past weeks I feel I've been neglecting my friends, mostly because of late nights of workthis week, when it ends, I will have worked aroun...
Posted by The Bot with No Name on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:24:00 PST

COOOOOMICS!

Up to date, I own 1022 comics in my possessionThats not too bad for about five years of collecting, is it?And I only own no more then 50 back issues of stuff.it's pretty much from five years ago onNow...
Posted by The Bot with No Name on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:11:00 PST

Summer Goal

Is there a girl out there would like to come with me some summer nightto slow dance to 50's music?I'd really like to dance the night away
Posted by The Bot with No Name on Tue, 01 May 2007 04:01:00 PST

Almost Blue

I've never stayed up all night with a girl talking on the phoneI've never stayed up with a girl to watch the sun riseand I can't honestly say I've talked to a girl at great length right after meeting ...
Posted by The Bot with No Name on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:24:00 PST

One Hit Wonderful

So this girl came into my work today and I knew her from high school back then, I had a crush on her realized I could never have her, so I gave up (like always) so she comes in tonight, and remembers...
Posted by The Bot with No Name on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST

Cake

I went to the Cake concertand it was awesome.
Posted by The Bot with No Name on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 09:35:00 PST

The Phenomenauts!

So, it snowed on the way to the Phenomenauts show, and my feet were numb for pretty much the whole show. Now I'm probibly sick. But the Phenomenauts show was awesome, they played an awesome set. I hun...
Posted by The Bot with No Name on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 09:48:00 PST

Wizard World!!!

Part 1: Yeah, it's official, I met effin MC Chris today at Wizard World.MC Chris Ownz.I'm gonna go talk to him tomorrow.Wizard World fuckin rules. Wizard World Boston: Part 2Fuckin awesome. Me and Jon...
Posted by The Bot with No Name on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 05:03:00 PST

DeGrassi!

After like five months of waiting, it's finally on. KEVIN SMITH is on DeGrassi! So...yeah....it's an awesome moment in TV history. And after a horrible day, this is exactly what I need. And tomorrow I...
Posted by The Bot with No Name on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 07:59:00 PST