Irritated Lauren profile picture

Irritated Lauren

There's life underground

About Me

You guys already know me. Or think you know me.
The Long Way Home
Old Hawaii Metroblog posts.
MySpace Blog Archive:
Christmas 2005 @ Slammers
D&B/Slammers
Keith's Birthday 2005
Sean The Legend Kim
Tamastara 56-60
World of Warcraft May-June 2005
World of PvP April 2005
World of Warcraft March 2005
Dream Journal
TMI
Joy's Birthday 2005
City of Villains
World of Warcraft: Brief Return
Energy Industries
Audrey's Birthday 2006
World of Warcraft: Staghelm Spring 2006
Duran Duran Singalong!
World of Warcraft: Fuck Her Gently
The Wrong Men
Personality 100
WoW Staghelm: Minionette Hits 60
If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words
Baaa, baaa
The Colder Water.
WoW Tichondrius... no music
Pizza Night with Taryn
An Expensive Mistake
Explaining My Hair
Bar rant September 2006
A Great Week.
World of Warcraft: Low
An Evening at Kelley O'Neil's
My last WoW blog on MySpace
"Sincerely Me" by Adam Day
The Dispute.
Zoomquilt.
Out Of Ambien.
The Survey & The Chicken.
De Profundis.
There will be no Adds unless I already know you or you are Jonatha Brooke or I have seen your band play in your underwear. And liked it.
Overly wide pics in my Comments section will be, as Darren says, nazi'd. Spamming the bulletin board with events promotions will also get you automatically deleted. I only like spam on a plate. Thanks.

My Interests

Favorite color: green
Favorite food: Japanese
Favorite smells: lemon, vanilla, jasmine
Favorite music: rock, folk, alternative, 80s
Favorite shave ice: banana
Favorite ice cream: I don't eat fucking ice cream.
Pet peeve: people who don't know the difference between
"your" & "you're."
Favorite line from a song: "THEY'RE GOING TO SEND YOU
BACK TO MOTHER IN A CARDBOARD BOX!!"
Fondest wish: A Corey Hart/Patty Smyth duet. Ohhh yeah.

My blog: The Long Way Home

2007, The 2nd Half (work in progress):




I'd like to meet:

In Heaven all the angels look like this, right?

The Twilight Samurai.

My Friends below are organized by picture height.

Music:

Bin Yasuno can play "Westpoint" in standard tuning.

I would like Lisa to sing "Blackbird" at my funeral.

Movies:

HA, I made another slideshow.


I spent all the money; I spent all the money Got nothing to show, got nothing to show for it So tell me the story, tell me the story again The one where I find my way back home & then Love & forgiveness, wine & water

I am the prodigal daughter.

I have yet to see grace Or true mercy, face to face Through a glass, not a trace So I am out of the race.

I'll never go back; they'll not see my face again I'm not like my brothers God knows, I'm not like them So you can tell me the story, it makes no difference to me So the blind man can walk, And the lame man can see Party's still over; wine turned to water

I am the prodigal daughter.

-Jonatha Brooke

Television:

Twin Peaks, Sex and The City, Ally McBeal.

Books:

Tanith Lee.

Heroes:

Guys who can really take a beating.
Here's a picture of my EQ Chanty, Bacci:
adopt your own virtual pet!
'Cause you are there in my dreams and in my days
Like you've always been
I've got a river of kin, a footbridge of neighbors
The rest of my little world is
Full-fledged strangers, full-fledged strangers
But you think you know me
Think it's just a matter of time
'Til you make me see the depth of your sincerity
But I can't shake this
The way on is no longer clear
The bridge is out and the woods are dark and dear
And I could get lost for trying, all my fears in ambush on the way
'Cause they are there in my dreams and in my days
Like they've always been
I'm waiting and there's still no one to meet my train
I'm waiting and there's no one but myself to blame
I'm waiting and there's still no one to meet my train
Waiting, for you.
Love is love €“ it could have gone either way
'Cause it is also love that walks away
And I'll take one step back and pull the wool back over your eyes
And I'll walk on
'Cause you are there in my dreams and in my days
Like you've always been
I've got a river of kin, a footbridge of neighbors
The rest of my little world is
Full-fledged strangers, full-fledged strangers.
-Jonatha Brooke
Had a northern lad
Well not exactly had
He moved like the sunset
God who painted that
First he loved my accent
How his knees could bend
I thought we'd be ok
Me and my molasses
But I feel something is wrong
But I feel this cake still isn't done
Don't say that you don't
And if you could see me now
Said if you could see me now
Girls you've got to know
When it's time to turn the page
When you're only wet
Because of the rain
Because of the rain
He don't show much these days
It's gets so fucking cold
I loved his secret places
But I can't go anymore
"You change like sugar cane"
Says my northern lad
I guess you go too far
When pianos try to be guitars
I feel the west in you
But I feel is falling apart too
Don't say that you don't
And if you could see me now
Said if you could see me now
Girls you've got to know
When it's time to turn the page
When you're only wet
Because of the rain
When you're only wet
Because of the rain
Because of the rain.
-Tori Amos


Blind faith
I call to you right now
Let it rain on me
Let it wake the sleepless sky
Blind faith
Naked in the light
Burnin' rain o'er me
Let it breathe its life into me now
As I stand alone
Through fields of fire, I am reborn
Desperately I raise my fist
And smash it through the stone
I said I'm tryin'
I'm cryin', & I'm cryin' for blind faith
Open up the night
Let it rain on me while I hunger for the storm
Blind faith
Sacred in the light
Burnin' rain o'er me
Suddenly I've lost my way
And now as I stand alone
Through fields of fire
I am reborn
Desperately I raise my fist
And smash it through the stone
I said I'm tryin'
O I'm cryin', and I'm cryin'
Oh no
Blind faith
I said I call to you right now
The burnin' rain o'er me
Let it breathe its life into me now
As I hunger for the storm
Blind faith
I said I call to you right now
Burnin' rain o'er me
Let it breathe its life into me now.
- Corey Hart

My Blog

Leather.

"In a sense," he said, "You're alone here."So if you jump... best jump far." Don't ask me. I'm not telling. =)...
Posted by Irritated Lauren on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:40:00 PST

Little Kids from K Hut

Last night the Rock House got swarmed by little kids from K Hut who weren't there to drink or even have a good time; they walked in mad, took up space, lowered the aesthetics, & made the regulars ...
Posted by Irritated Lauren on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:14:00 PST

Three long surveys.

Now that I've got everything archived, I might as well post irresponsibly.1. Your friend tells you, you have a drug problem, you say: ---I know, but it regulates my periods & keeps me from getting pre...
Posted by Irritated Lauren on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:10:00 PST

De Profundis

I won't tell you a lie, so be careful what you ask me. I don't care; I don't mind if you never understand me - Glen PhillipsI have a lot of strong convictions. I got that word from Darren, who is on...
Posted by Irritated Lauren on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:22:00 PST

Sometimes Men Are Such Morons.

So, I'm at a classic rock gig.I'm sitting on the table directly in front of the stage. I can spit on the bass player from here.The bass player's wife is sitting with me (so, no spitting.) & we've go...
Posted by Irritated Lauren on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:08:00 PST

A Survey That Took Really Fucking Long, & The Stream of Consciousness Rotisserie Chicken.

So it's going in the blog section. I feel like I should have gotten some monetary reward for having to think that hard.1.How much space (kb, gb) do music files occupy on your PC?---I think about 15gb....
Posted by Irritated Lauren on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:06:00 PST

Out Of Ambien.

So, today I wrote 3 blogs & deleted them. I watched 5 episodes of Ally McBeal. I didn't play any WoW. Clearly, it hasn't been a normal day. This is why I don't own a tv.Here's what I want to know. W...
Posted by Irritated Lauren on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:23:00 PST

Picture Personality Test

So here are my results from that quiz I was talking about earlier. Feel free to post your widgets in the comments section; should be an interesting collection! Read my VisualDNA&t...
Posted by Irritated Lauren on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:20:00 PST

Zoomquilt

My brother found this.Zoomquilt.
Posted by Irritated Lauren on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:59:00 PST

Please vote.

Ok, there's this karaoke bar. It has a bunch of songs.Then one day the karaoke unit breaks, & so a karaoke professional, who has his own set of karaoke songs, is hired to provide karaoke in this bar...
Posted by Irritated Lauren on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:07:00 PST