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Real Gone

I know A Thing Or Two About A Thing Or Two

About Me


Real Gone's 7 years of promotion at Yesteryears has ended. We will be back in july in an all new venue and a new promotion partner.keep an eye out for our first show in Arcadia July 21st.and details on Rhythm Bound 2Just your average "good hearted man"...What you see is what you get. I wear my heart on my knees. Extremely trust worthy....but if you leave your Holloween candy unattended, I will swipe it. I smoke too much....I loose my crack pipe continuously, and I tend to be alot pervy. I like to jump out and scare people. I like talking to my 2 and a half year old son, and fiance's 5 year old about poo poo this and that...your basic juvenile nonsense and what not. I drive like a grandpa, or so I am told. I like seeing myself in my son and I hope he wil keep some of my nuttiness, just not all of it. I tend to pee a million miles a minute. I am a male. I have the mouth of a sailors whore...I like beer. I like chocodiles. I am a professional Bug Killer. I tend to get in over my head being too damn nice....but behind the sweet smile lies a tiger who will pounce when appropriate. I have been known to answer the phone in my sleep and carry on conversations I can never recall. I always have "ants in my pants" I do, and like to be on the go, sometimes. As soon as a man tells me he'll "treat me like a queen"(famous last words), I'll make for the door....I am smitten with a woman who brings me makes me bagels and cream cheese (the rebel twinkies) when I am feeling blue and she makes me smile...she isn't bothered by my sleep elbowing(occasional), and she doesn't mind my constant silliness. Sure do adore her. I am a carbo junkie and get a lil cranky when I am not fed. I love attention, but I don't need to be the center of it...I need regular "pets" and I tend to get a lil frazzled when I am not propery tended to. I don't need alot of sunlight and water, and I tend to thrive in a cool dark environment.

My Interests

Becka, my lovely wife

I'd like to meet:

God, Satan,Allan Freed, Prince, Elvis,James Brown and most of all My Wife over and over again, she's definately a blessing.

Movies:

The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of disentary, he gave me the watch. I hid with uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Books:

Books Rich Dad Poor Dad, To Hell and Back, The Bible, Necromicon,WallStreet on Fire, Greatest Man who Ever Lived,GodFather, WiseGuys,Levitation and other unseen forces,

Heroes:

My Mother and Father, My Lawyer David Heisler.

My Blog

Map to Yesteryears

235 West Second Street Pomona, CA 91766
Posted by Real Gone on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:00:00 PST

Its Only A Game Fauker

You All are now in The Circle of Trust. This Circle Shall Not Be Broken.
Posted by Real Gone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST