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Davis

Death is just the second beginning.

About Me

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A walking sketch comedy show. I am stuck in an 80's time warp!...I collect old-school action figures, videos, music, etc. My brain's like a VCR filled with television shows, commercials and jingles. I LOOOOOOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. Drawing, painting, writing poems are things I like to do. Reclusive yet friendly. I HATE violence and Bullies!!! *If I could, I would start a Vigilante group and wipe out "tough guys" that like to start trouble!!! College graduate trying to make it in the ridiculously competitive/expensive city of New York. Spend most of my time @ work or @ church. Chillin' w/ the big JC!!!
Name: Davis
Birthdate: September 1981
Birthplace: New York City
Current Location: same
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Dark brown w/ a natural blonde patch on top/back.
Height: 5'5
Weight: 130 or something?
Piercings: dont need em'
Tatoos: Needles suck
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: *Single.
Overused Phraze: "ELBOW!", "Babalongo'", "Nigguh Pleeez!!"
FAVORITES
Food: Tostones, Lasagna, Burritos, Quesadillas, Tacos, Mac&Cheese
Candy: Love milk chocolate, minty gum, chic-o-stic.
Number: Favorite Number????...nigguh pleeez!
Color: Turquoise/Aqua, Purple/Lavender, Black.
Animal: Koala bears, puppies, kittens, Jellyfish, Seahorses.
Drink: Cold Water or Fruit Juice
Alcohol Drink: excuse me while I VOMIT.....(blaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhrg)
Bagel: Toasted w/ Cream Cheese
Letter: WHO HAS A FAVORITE LETTER!!!????
Body Part on Opposite sex: Dark eyes, mouth, Dark hair, and "other stuff".
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Yellow Apples rule over all fruit!
Hot tea or Ice tea: Tea Suxx!
Chocolate or Vanilla both please.
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: neither please.
Kiss or Hug: Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Dog or Cat: dogs do more stuff and are usually more useful.
Rap or Punk: New Wave is king!
Summer or Winter: W I N T E R !
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny movies
Love or Money: Love love love love love love....and another kiss. ;)
YOUR...
Bedtime: midnightish...too late to get any good sleep
Most Missed Memory: Being a child and not knowing how messed up this world is.
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes/ Hair.
First Thought Waking Up: DAMN IT!....work.
Goal for this year: Get a high paying job where im not wasting my time.
Best Friends: The select few know who they are.
Weakness: None of your freekin' Bizness!!!
Fears: Insects
Heritage: Costa Rican (disguised as caucasian)
Longest relationship: Year and a half.....LOL!
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: lung cancer sounds GREAT! sign me up now.
Pot: ELBOW!!!! :(
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been beaten up: unfortunately
Ever beaten someone up: not yet
Ever Shoplifted: OOOOoooooooh Yeah
Ever Skinny Dipped: I dont live in the suburbs
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: I ONLY kiss women.
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Dark BROWN
Favorite Hair Color: DARK brown/ BLACK!!!!
Short or Long: long is cool
Height: 5'5 or shorter
Style: Clothes that ARENT tight or REVEALING! Modest yet stylish.
Looks or Personality: Personality. looks are temporary and also deceiving.
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: no and no
Muscular or Really Skinny: really skinny. (no buff chics please)
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: a bunch
What country do you want to Visit: Oh Canadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
How do you want to Die: peacefully&QUICKLY. or raptured suddenly!
Been to the Mall Lately: not 4 a while
Do you like Thunderstorms: Si
Get along with your Parents: sometimes
Health Freak: I watch my eating habits
Do you think your Attractive: sometimes/somewhat
Believe in Yourself: not always. God is more reliable
Want to go to College: already did
Do you Smoke: I need a HOLE in my throat...hmm?
Do you Drink: not really
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: OH YEAH
Do you Sing: sometimes
Want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: NO, I really dont.
Have your future kids names planned out: Invisible and Non-existant
Hate anyone: I try REALLY hard NOT to!!!
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My Interests

I'm a very nostalgic person, I keep journals and like to reminisce about the past. Thinking of funny situations/questions, and FACES! I love anyone who makes alot of weird/funny faces. Anything Supernatural. Shaking my fist at people and saying "You dirty raaaat!" in a 30's Gangser voice. Making more new friends. SYNTHESIZER MUSIC. Making Artwork!!!! ***BRUNETTES WITH DARK EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL*** How the human mind works. Other people's beliefs about God and why we're here. Doing impressions and sound effects. *80'S POP CULTURE! (the music, the movies,Television Shows, the TOYS, the fashions)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who recognizes me from somewhere. Fans of 80's wrestling! New York City artists and Illustrators. * Any dark haired, dark eyed women with an appreciation for 80's pop cullture and a true LOVE for GOD! (a natural tan scores u extra cool points). Other Christians in New York City w/ similar interests or hobbies as mine. Anyone who likes to laugh, or can make me laugh until I urinate on myself. New Wavers that AREN'T pessimistic snobs!

Music:

EARLY Depeche Mode, Art of Noise, Madness, KRAFTWERK! The Cure, Flock of Seagulls, Tears For Fears, New Order, Daft Punk, Mad At The World, *Random New Wave music! Synth Pop, a little Hip-Hop, Praise+Worship, and some Industrial, At the Drive-In, Project 86, P.O.D, Blindside, Norma Jean, Day of Fire, Spoken, Thousand Foot Krutch, The Benjamin Gate, Kutless, mewithoutYou, etc.

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Movies:

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey!, Almost ALL Jim Carrey films, G.I. Joe the animated movie, Goonies, Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Some Kind Of Wonderful, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Napoleon Dynamite, Nacho Libre, Ghostbusters 1+2, The Warriors, anything with PEE WEE in it! and other stuff I cant remember. Which SLC Punk are you?
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Television:

Cops, Simpsons, Fear Factor, Everybody Loves Raymond, Boxing matches, Old black+white Twilight Zone, TAXI, Welcome Back Kotter, Growing Pains, and all the good stuff from the early 90's and before!!!
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?

Books:

Dont do a whole lotta reading, but when I do: Bible, books on the human mind and behavior/psychology, . . . newspapers sometimes. *My favorite books are photo albums and sketch books!

Heroes:

Christ.

My Blog

INCREDIBLE Song!

There are a small handful of songs that can bring tears to my eyes. Even when I'm having the crappiest day at work, hearing this makes it worthwhile being there. ...
Posted by Davis on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:20:00 PST

Splashes of Rain+Thoughts.

The day started off kinda gray and dim..just the way I LOVE it! The subtle shadow that is cast upon the city before a rainstorm hits is something so beautiful to me. Everything seems to quiet down and...
Posted by Davis on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:10:00 PST

Voluntary Brain Damage

Laziness entraps a person in it's clutches knowing that they won't put up much of a fight.It slowly subdues your priorities and your life. Things around them seem to crumble and never really change. T...
Posted by Davis on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:02:00 PST

Floating with my eyes closed.

Thank You for being the only thing in this life that keeps me from crossing the line.You are a Peace and a Shelter that I am blessed to call mine.When I begin to believe lies, You remind me of the Tru...
Posted by Davis on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:38:00 PST

out in the real world...

Today was my day off from work.I went out to look for a new job; here's what I realized.Whenever I am applying for or starting a new job, I always have this nervous fear that creeps up on me. A dark v...
Posted by Davis on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:12:00 PST

Easter Sunday.

It was a great Easter Sunday this year. While my pastor preached I sat next to him drawing whatever came to mind. Although it was random sketching, it still spoke to people in ways that words sometime...
Posted by Davis on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:39:00 PST

Stumbling Beauty.

I was @ work today and I noticed a woman, close to my age who looked like she needed help. Her body language was like that of a muppet or some kind of child looking for some new toy. As she approached...
Posted by Davis on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 06:21:00 PST

Subliminally Black Cartoon Characters.

Ok, when I was growing up I watched ALOT of TV! I was just thinking about how sometimes the shows would have characters with certain personality traits that hinted their "race". The most common I have...
Posted by Davis on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 08:04:00 PST

Life's lessons (my version).

In my 23 years on this planet, here are some things I've noticed/learned: 1. The no.1 thing people are good at is letting you down; dont rely too much on other people for things. 2. In every rel...
Posted by Davis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST