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JP Who Fell To Earth

Pressure is Precious.

About Me

Like a Bowie Song gone wrong.

My Interests

DVD, Art, Media, Music, Television, Computers, Mythology, Psychology, Sociology, Bruisology, Science Friction. Unexplained Phenomenon, Fallicies, Genetic Advances. Stunted Growth, Immitation Paralysis, Generic Cryptozooology, Chemical Imbalances, Immaculate Conception, Hidden Face of GOD, Ritual Suicide, Serial Homicide, Premonition Doom, Criminology, Platonic Fetishes, Holy Grail, Pale Skin, Dark Blood, Unreasonable Conspiries, Fact by Fiction, Alien Demon Possession, the Twinning Effect, Kissing Context, the Holy Experiment, Dead Hair, Obsession without the Pretension, Microcosmic travel, Robot Biology, Animal Spirit, Human Nature, Moral Values of those who don't Care, Vomiting my soul away, Beating Myself Senseless, Listening to Clarissa Explain it all, Separate Levels of Existence, my Anti-Social Status, Audio Visual Sentimentality, The Sincerity of Lies, Critical Terminology, Illogical Biological Intentions, Pivotal Physical Dimension, Original Seminal Descent, Mutant Geneology, Coincidences, Accidents, Relevance, Repetition, Repetition, repETITION?, Deja Vu, Vu Ja De, SADE'?, the reason of doubt, SCIENCE Vs FACT, Post-Apocalyptic Ventures into the Garden, Rainy Days and Mondays and other signs of Depression and Isolation, Passages of Time, Being Stressed and Pressed for time, Skin Conditions and Oxy Creme, Baby tees on pregnant Teens, Savage Lands and Gentle Glands, Rotten Apples and Gummie Worms, Vomitiness, Pale-ity-ness, Kissing Razorblades- Cut, Cut, Cut!, volatile diseases and other pleasure rides, Political Action for some satisfaction, Blood Rivers and broken arrow Quivers, Allergic Attractions...

I'd like to meet:

Amnesiacs and Retrograders.

Music:

SAHARA HOTNIGHTS



Random Music Quotes of the Moment:
"I'll Never believe the truth in You.
Lies are much more fun."
-The Grates 'Lies are much more fun'

"Knock me down I'll get right back up again
I'll come back stronger than a powered up Pac-Man"
-Kaiser Chiefs (proper)'Oh My God'
"do i attract you?
do i repulse you
with my queasy smile?
am i too dirty?
am i too flirty?
do i like what you like?
i could be wholesome
i could be loathsome
i guess im a little bit shy
why dont you like me?
why dont you like me?
without making me try?"

-Mika 'Grace Kelly'
"I don't want to fall in love
I don't want to see the stars up above in the sky
I just wanna catch your eye
I don't want to be wined and dined
I just want to bump and grind with you here tonight
Because you move so right"

-The Pipettes "Because it's not love (But it's still a feeling)"
"We pity you loves leftovers
and look down on those who can't stay true
We are safe but we can't stop wondering,
if this is it then who's fooling who?"

-Sahara Hotnights "Visit To Vienna"
"The passion of the killers
Who lie in wait for me
Just show me my own meaning of death in ecstasy"

-SSQ "Tonite We'll Make Love Till We Die"

"Drink Pepsi-Good for Energy."

-BLUR "Look Inside America"
*an Album track*
"Oh Yeah, Well I've just about of had enough of SWEET."

-The Pipettes "Why Did You Stay?"
"o you could spend the rest of your life with me?
get married, settle down and have babies?
we've only been together one month,
but i can tell that you're in love...

so why the **** won't you go down on me?"
-The Trucks "Why The ****?"
"Just let your funeral be your fashion guide,
because you dress for success whether you're dead or alive."
-Tuscadero "You've got your pride."

Movies:

Top 10 in no particular order
Rushmore
After Hours
the Professional
Swimming With Sharks
Magnolia
Sisters
Brazil
Bad Seed
the Fly
Heathers

+++++++also tops!
Hi Mom!
Following
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
the first 2 Alien movies
Nightmare on Elm Street
Paper Moon
I Heart Huckabees
Times Square
Rebecca
+++other Movies worth a mention++++
SLC Punk,All Over Me,Ghost World,True Romance,Dead Ringers,Existenz,Shivers (aka They Came From Within), Dead Again, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Unforgiven, Play Misty for Me, Dirty Harry, Better Off Dead, The Out of Towners (Jack Lemmon), Irma la Doulce, Groundhog day, Labyrinth,

Television:


"If Mother Finds out about this, she'll blow a COW."
-Buster Bluth 'Arrested Development'.
GOBluth - "This Feeling...what is this feeling I'm feeling?
Michael Bluth - Could it Be LOVE?
GOB - Dammit, Michael! I KNOW What an ERECTION feels like! No...this is like the Opposite...like My Heart is getting HARD." 'ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT'
"You like Me? No Girl Likes Me!!?"
-Nelson Muntz the Simpsons "Lisa's Date With Density"
"Don't Tell Me What I CAN'T Do!"
John Locke 'LOST'
Bender - Kiss my SHINY Metal ASS!
FRY- It Doesn't look THAT shiny.
Bender- it's Shinier than Yours, Meatbag.
'FUTURAMA'
GIR - Have some WAFFLES!
Invader Zim- No, GIR, I'm Full.
GIR - *Maniacal Laughter* WAFFLES!
Invader Zim- Seriously, GIR. I'm starting to get SICK!
'Invader Zim'
"I suggested we flip a coin, But Angela said she doesn't like to gamble.... Of course by saying THAT she was gambling that I wouldn't SMACK her."
-Pam Beasley 'the OFFICE (US)
"I don't even have any friends. Lindsay You're Like my ONLY friend...*sobs* and you're a total Loser...No offense."
-Kim Kelly to Lindsay Weir
"You guys deformed or something? I mean What's the deal?... Look I guess I'm just going to have to mark that locker again...only this time in GEEKS blood."
-Karen Scarfoli
"I hope she means your geeks blood."
-Bill to Sam after Karen has left
-Freaks and Geeks "Kim Kelly is My Friend"
"Listening to Alanis Morrissette is Uncool. Listening to HANSON is Pathetic!"
-Adam Popular season 1 "All about Adam"
Monica : You Were My mystery midnight kisser?!!!
Ross : You Were My First kiss with Rachel?!!!
Monica : You Were My First kiss Ever?!!!
Chandler : What did I marry into???
-Friends 10th Season

Books:

GENERAL READING
Anne Rice Pagan Novels,
Robert E Howard Primal Adventure Stories,
Joseph Campbell Mythology Essay Collections,
Carl G Jung Psychological Analysis of Dreams and the Collective Conciousness
Phillip K Dick twisted Reality Sci Fi Allegories
H P LoveCraft Demon Horror Tales
COMICS/
GRAPHIC NOVELS
ie...Alien Worlds by Bruce Jones and Co.-
Bloodletting, Blue Monday & anything by Chynna Clugston Major,
MadMan, Atomics and Red Rocket 7 By M. Allred!
Preacher by Garth Ennis
SandMan Preludes & Nocturnes
and all tales of the Endless by Neil Gaiman!
Early SpiderMan of the Swinging 60's
By Stan "the Man" Lee and Steve Ditko
and l8ter by "Jazzy" John Romita Sr.
I currently believe MaryJane and Spiderman loves MaryJane are, like, two of the best comics that have been published in the past year. Damn You Sean Mckeever for leaving Marvel!!!!
TANKGIRL mostly for the illustrations by Jamie Hewlett!!!
the above pic is Tankgirl illustrated by Brian Bolland.
Infinite Crisis Miniseries
Oh Yes and LOVE AND ROCKETS

BOOKS
Joyce Caroll Oates Short Stories
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess,
Rebecca by Daphne Du Marier,
Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson
Streetcar named Desire by Tennesee Williams
Macbeth by William Shakespeare
Picture of Dorian Gray and Importance of being Earnest by Oscar Wilde
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
The Occult and Mysteries by Colin Wilson

Heroes:

Carl Jung, Joseph Campbell, Michael Allred, William Stout, Brian De Palma, David Cronenberg, Joss Whedon, Clint Eastwood, Terry Gilliam, Frank Whaley, David Bowie, Graham Coxon,

My Blog

Music is my Girlfriend

Summer is here and I've decided to make some top 5 songs of 2007 lists.    Top 5 Songs to take to the Road5) Road to Nowhere- Talking Heads4) No Cars Go!- The Arcade Fire3) Love and Dea...
Posted by JP Who Fell To Earth on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:09:00 PST

Profile : A Short Story

I was taking a creative writing class in the fall and I ended up writing some short stories.I liked the class very much and felt like posting up one of the stories. This story is called Profile.------...
Posted by JP Who Fell To Earth on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST

End of a quarter of a century

It's that time again where i report my post b-day thoughts in a blog and this year shall be no different. Prepare your mouses for Pop Ups because your reading the Jean-Pierre Report 2006.this year i t...
Posted by JP Who Fell To Earth on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:57:00 PST

Top Ten Meltdowns (part 2)

Good Evening. Thank you all for the comments and letters and recomendations, sure there are alot of movies that have some terribly wonderful meltdowns but this top ten is of ones that are quite person...
Posted by JP Who Fell To Earth on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 01:06:00 PST

Top Ten Meltdowns (part 1)

The other day i was thinking about some of my favourite meltdowns in movies. you know how in some films there are these breakout scenes wherein an actor really show their chops and emote to the breaki...
Posted by JP Who Fell To Earth on Sat, 13 May 2006 02:53:00 PST

Beauty is in the Eye of the Circumfrence...

Hello,I've found another pair of poems that I've written.the first is like romantic poem...possibly. ;p---------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------...
Posted by JP Who Fell To Earth on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 12:46:00 PST

Rachel & Morrison

Hello. For today, I have a short story that I'd written like 4 years back. It's about infactuation and acceptance and the taint inbetween...lol. -------------------------------------------------------...
Posted by JP Who Fell To Earth on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 12:04:00 PST

Poems from broken homes

Hello Hello Today I'm presenting some poetry I've written throughout the past couple of years. The first one is called "Dark Creatures Bid Adieu!" --------------------------------------------...
Posted by JP Who Fell To Earth on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 10:19:00 PST

Another Birthday, Another Blog.

the following blog takes place between 3:00am and 4:00am. Well, I'm once again blogging a blog. I felt I should because last year on this day I did one. As I turned 24, this time, I was in the m...
Posted by JP Who Fell To Earth on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 12:53:00 PST

It took me 2 days to write this!!!

Today was my birthday. Yeah I wrote the first word yesterday and the second word as it changed days so the past tense is technically correct. anyway I turned 23. so what... nothing special in partic...
Posted by JP Who Fell To Earth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST