Sometimes When I ReFlect Back
On All The Beer I Drink I Feel Ashamed. Then I lOOk Into The Glass
And ThinK AbOut The wOrKers In The Brewery And All Of Their hOpes
And Dreams. If I Didnt Drink This Beer, They Might Be Out Of wOrk
And Their Dreams wOuld Be ShaTTered. Then I Say tO Myself, 'It Is
beTTer That I DrinK This BeeR And Let Their Dreams cOme True Than
tO Be SelFish And wOrry AbOut My LiVer.' " --JACK HANDEY
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Snowboarding, Singing while driving, Tanning, Gym (5 days a week), CHEESE, Green Tea, Salad, Beach, Tattooing on my ass, Farting n farting in ppls face, OJ, wearing clothes that dont match( on a good day i could be a 10 LOL), i like wearing old shoes! I am also on Friendster if u want to add me. [email protected]!
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Someone who is as curious as i am...like when u go to a theme park and wonder who the hell is under the costume, and u would purposely take picture with him just so u can try knocking off his mask just to see who the hell it is...ooh..ooh..or, or, like when u standing in line and would get near someone just so u can hear their conversation cause ur in line for the past hour and a half and u will probably explode if something interesting dont come up...or even worse like when ur stuck in traffic, and u really need to pick ur nose, and ur curious if ne one in the traffic catches u picking ur nose, and when u turn to the side someone is straight looking at u...or like when go drinking and see someone really ugly and u curiously think to urself, "'Dude im so fucked up, how come she still looks like a dinosaur" and u realized then that alcohol is no longer a remedy for u to settle for less...And lastly, arent u curious how the back of ur body looks like. I mean u always look at ur whole front when u look in the mirror or like looking down, but have u ever really gotten a chance to view ur whole back from head to toe..hmmm...i wonder?? Also my punk rock princess!
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The USED, My Chemical Romance, SOTY, The Fray, and all other punk music
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Dude, where is my Bud Light? Matrix, CHANNEL 596 on DirectTV...BB2, KIDS, Count of Monte Cristo, Chick Flicks...Also, Im too poor for cable and my tv sucks...the only channel viewable is 4, 5, 7, 9, 11 and they are all blurry! On a good day i can also watch channel 2 n 13...yay!
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One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on
my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
me a Spoon and a knief but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fock." and she tella me ,"everyone wanna fuck." I tella her, " you don't understand me...I wanna fork on the table." She say, "You better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch."
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet." he tell me to go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed." He say, "You better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch."
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said,"Peace on you." and I say," Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth." I gonna back to Italy!
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2 Drunk To Reed o Right!