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Ralf (FKA SEAN)

my pockets are empty...... =(

About Me

I play guitar, keyboard, and percussion in a rock band from SF, CA known as th' Moonlight Sexy . ! Thats really all there is too me. stupid shit makes me laugh. hard. and frequently. i also say and do a lot of stupid shit so non stop laughs all around. i live with all the clowns in my band and another two of my best friends. our house rocks. we have a bar in our garage (the barage) so we fun than you do. or i like to think we do. =) anyway please check out my band and tell everyone about us if you like it.

myspace.com/moonlightsexy

My Interests

my band, music, tattoos, reading, bike riding, hanging out in golden gate park and the barage.

I'd like to meet:

sexy midgets. lots of em. for sex. weird sex.

Music:

th' Moonlight Sexy, Green Day, Queen, Foo Fighters, Aerosmith, Marvelous 3, Boston, Bowie, Sly and the Family Stone, Otis Redding, Annuals and just about anything that is melodic yet still rocks your ass off!

Movies:

movies are lame, read a fuckin' book people.

Television:

Cartoons rule!! ALL HAIL THE SIMPSONS, FUTURAMA, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, SOUTHPARK, AMERICAN DAD and FAMILY GUY!! Desperate house wives, oh yeah nerd channels and comedy central are cool too. if yr going to watch the idiot box you might as well learn something or laugh your ass off right?

Books:

Brave New World, Island, 1984, Crime and Punishment, Women (Charles Bukowski), Animal Farm, Slaughterhouse Five, East of Eden, All Quiet on the Western Front and just about any Greek/Roman Philosophy, etc...

Heroes:

Aldous Huxley, Billy Joe Armstrong, Dave Grohl, Brian May, Steven Tyler, Tom Scholtz, Matt Groening, Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Seth MacFarlane.

My Blog

My Newest New Decree...

My newest decree.... stephie is coming to SF for fourth of july. that is all. back to toiling in the fields you filthy peasants.
Posted by Ralf (FKA SEAN) on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:01:00 PST

My Newest Decree's as Ruler of the Universe

I have two decree's as new undisputed ruler of the universe. number one: I am the undisputed leader of the universe, so pretty much whatever i say goes. but i'm open for suggestions. number two: as un...
Posted by Ralf (FKA SEAN) on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 01:54:00 PST

eat, sleep, fuck and flee

so, i started hearing "shite" from some ladies about my "eat, sleep, fuck and flee" quote on my page. i was wrong, it should have read "lets get high, fuck, then you can flee so i can go to sleep". so...
Posted by Ralf (FKA SEAN) on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:38:00 PST