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Life can sometimes be a bitch. Buts shes MY bitch!

About Me


You scored as White Mage. Your a white mage. You believe in saving, not slaying. You play god on the field, you help others, and your the most useful job in Final Fantasy 11. You can be a jerk and people will always need you. People exploit your teleporting abilities since walking kills them.

White Mage


63%

Black Mage


59%

Paladin


50%

Red Mage


47%

Ranger


38%

Summoner / Beastmaster


31%

Ninja


28%

Bard


25%

Samurai


25%

Thief


19%

Dragoon


13%

Warrior


13%

Dark Knight


0%
Final Fantasy 11 Job
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Hi, I'm Dan. Or, Collins. Or Mr Collins. Or Collino, to some. Anyways, yeah I could never possibly imagine the world NOT knowing about lil ol' me. Where to start, well, music wise, I can/have/will/would listen to pretty much anything, EXCEPT emo, because if it has a good beat and a rhythym to tap my feet to, then hey. It's cool. Though I must point out that the older generation of rock 'n' roll (y'know, where the singers actually SING as opposed to scream or whine or break down into fucking tears) really tips my hat, partially because the stuff has surrounded me since I could suck a tit. As a direct result to this, I play the guitar, and I aim to one day master very aspect of it, piss all over EVERYONE, then live as a wise old cunt hermit in the mountains of New Zealand.
I have a girlfriend. Yes, yes, I know it would probably never happen, and lol, trust me, I was as surprised as you. Not onl is she MINE, shes pretty as well! I've never been out with a pretty girl before, I'm used to the local sludge that no-one else wants. Hahaha, I'm gonna get in so much shit for sayin' that. Anywho, yeah shes 'mazing, apart from the tits I'd say she was an exact version of me.
Apart from my love for all things noisey, beautiful and melodic, I'm a gamer. Geek, nerd, n00b pwner, call me what you will. I'm a gamer and proud of it. Im particularly fond of RPGs, and as such there is not an RPG that I've heard of that I have not played, loved, wanked over, then completed.
Right now I'm playing FF XI .., under the usual screen name. If you DO play it and you happen to see me, feel free to say Hi, I'm on the Alexander server. ..
Ooh, what was that? Metal Gear and Final Fantasy? Ohhh, theres a subject that will get me talking for hours. Theres not enough space here for me to express my love for all things FF, not mention the good ol' boi Mr Kojima, so I wont try, but know this. Challenge me to a game of Mastermind, on the topic of 'Final Fantasy' or 'Metal gear (MG through to Snake eater)' and you will. Fucking. Lose.
Simple as. I own every FF from the original diskettes of Final Fantasy and the first two cartridges of 'Metal Gear' and 'Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake' I'm proud of that fact, and if you dont like it, well hey.
Fuck off. And die, preferably. Dont try and contradict me. The world would be better off without cunts like you.
Anyways, to wrap things up, yes, I have too much free time, but I use it constructively, not to go around driving in a shitty Nova wearing a cap perched on my head whilst insulting the normal class of people. Cunts like that will one day die of a horrible cancer called 'Collins'.
Filthy fucking chavs. If you CAN read this, then go ahead. Beat me up.
Look on the bright side, you'll die quicker when its my turn.
And on that note, I bid thee adieu. I have Tea to drink.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dan. Collins. Mr Collins. Dont call me Danny.
Birthday: 30th December
Birthplace: Uum....Barking, i think. (its in Essex)
Current Location: Shitty chav filled Bourne
Eye Color: Hazel. Brown. Whatever.
Hair Color: Blonde, with highlights.
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends. Right handed for most things ;)
Your Heritage: Eh? How the hell do I know?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandles.
Your Weakness: Damsels in distress, kryptonite, and Lemon tea.
Your Fears: Clowns, suicide, and bad dress sense. Lol
Your Perfect Pizza: Margherita. WITH a cold frosty beer.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass school. Learn to sweep pick. Buy a new pencil.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'Ning! or 'Noon!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ugh, fuck. Daylight.
Your Best Physical Feature: I would have said 'hair', but THATS fucked now isn't it.
Your Bedtime: Doesn't exist in human time.
Your Most Missed Memory: The time when I could spend the night with the girl I loved, only to have her taken away from me.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Or Pepsi. With Jack Daniels
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds.
Single or Group Dates: Group date, if it's a first. Otherwise, single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snakebite and Black
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffe. With whiskey
Do you Smoke: Neeope. Well, the odd cigar maybe.
Do you Swear: Pfft, What a stupid fucking question to ask ME
Do you Sing: Hahaha, i think i can pretty well. Don't ask me to, mind
Do you Shower Daily: If i'm up in time, yeah
Have you Been in Love: Yeah. Think i still am, but it might be wind...
Do you want to go to College: I am. And i hope it gets AIDS
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: I have too. That way i can be sure that im kicking ass.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Unless im plummeting from a plane, no.
Do you think you are Attractive: Well, i wouldnt say im 'hawt', but i dont think im UNattractive.
Are you a Health Freak: Pfft, god no. I drink like a fish and eat like a horse.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, they love me.
Do you like Thunderstorms: If i have a girl to huggle during said storm.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar. Bass. Banjo. Kazoo. Spoons. Triangle.lol.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: In the past 12 seconds I have.
In the past month have you Smoked: No, actually
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Apart from caffeine, diazepam and alcohol, no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: *sigh*, no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup. Well, Peterborough
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: .....I've gnawed on a box of shreddies. BOX.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I've eaten raw fish, but not sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah. I'm the sound man, man
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nuhuh
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: neeope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ..........nooooooooooooo
Ever been Drunk: Oh jesus fucking god. What do YOU think!?
Ever been called a Tease: yeah, actually
Ever been Beaten up: Hahahahha, yeah. IF you can CALL it beaten up. lol
Ever Shoplifted: Maybe
How do you want to Die: In a big fucking flash of glory so that everyone notices and it gets put down in history.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Either a professional somethin-or-other, or a guitar playing hermit in the mountains.
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long. Waist length, if you please
Height: 'Bout, 5'6", give or take
Weight: Enough for me to lift.
Best Clothing Style: There own. Just not, um..... tracksuits.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None preferably, but we all make mistakes
Number of CDs I own: A rather large shelf.
Number of Piercings: One or two. More, hopefully
Number of Tattoos: Odd one, eventaully
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not being there for the ones I care for most.
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My Interests

Take the quiz: "Which Guitar Player Are You?"

Yngwie Malmsteen
You are Yngwie Malmsteen! You are an arrogant prick, but may very well be the most technically sound, musically smart guitarist on the planet. You know you're better than everyone else, and you've got the skills to prove it. You're a master composer of music, and such an egomaniac that nothing can change your style; not that that's a bad thing. ____________________________________________________________ _____ But apart from that, which by the way is scarily accurate(!) my interests include, but are not limited to: Rock, Beer, Guitar, Rock, beer, pubs, girls, playing my guitar, Beer, playing my banjo (yes i own a banjo), Rock, girls, pubs, girls who like rock, Beer, Guns 'n' Roses, Zoey (my strat), Jack Daniels, Budweiser, listenin' to music at neighbours-down-the-road-can-hear volume, J Frog my adopted dog (see below), Spongebob, Beer, my mates (best mates and social drinking partners), cartoons involving big fuck-off robots, partying, partying with mates, partying with mates and beer, partying with scantily clad girls.....and beer, paintballing, driving my Metal-Mobile (aka my blue Saxo), doing paintball drive-bys on chavs (you have to try this!), insisting on playing every instrument in a music store before I leave, collecting completely random things (like plectrums, whiskey bottles, string, shiny things), wearing enough silver jewellery to sink the Titannic, beer, spitting from high places, swearing, turning crosses and crucifixes upside down (most of the time without realising), girls with long hair, jumping around like a zoon, pretending to be one of the Blues Brothers, Beer, my Saxo (dont worry, Im not a chav), playing 'Sad But True' whilst headbanging like a muppet while driving through a heavily populated area at full fuck-off volume, attempting to sing like Andrew WK, rocking out with my rhythym guitarist, swigging JD at 9 in the morning, getting rat-arse, wearing my leather jacket and cowboy boots, cutting holes in my jeans, chatting to like-minded girls, my ginger kitten Yoda (hes soooo cute), nutting people who call me gay (which Im not), saying 'cunt' (it just pisses so many people of at once), acting like a member of the Starship Enterprise whilst pissed out of my skull wearing a mini-skirt on my head (ahh that brings back memories) and generally having a good time!

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You're Judas Priest! You were the leading LEATHER
rock band in the world, but after LEATHER Rob
Halford left, you just haven't been the LEATHER
same. You always were utterly camp, yet none of
the songs suffered from it. You will never be
seen out of LEATHER. I dub thee with a ..m/
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is cute, as off-the-wall as I am, has long hair and blue eyes, likes the older generation of Rock n Roll, plays Final Fantasy like she breathes air, and doesn't mind me playing with her hair. Oh, and at a long shot, someone called Zoey. I hope and pray thats what my daughter looks like.Until that very rare moment in time, no-one can compare to Lauren. And I'll shoot whichever cunt has a problem with that. If you've got a problem with the fact that my girlfriend is gorgeous, and yours is a total Munter, pfft, bad luck buddy.

Music:

Guns 'n' Roses, 'Tallica, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Chuck Berry, AC/DC (i live for these guys), The Quireboys, Megadeth, SPiT LiKE THiS, Free, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Rainbow, Dio, Tenacious D, Thin Lizzy, Puddle of Mudd, Andrew WK, Motley Crue, Slayer, Anthrax, Avenged Sevenfold, Green Day, Bullet for My Vallentine, Coheed and Cambria, Bleeding Through, Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Rage Against The Machine, The Distillers, Stabbing Westward, Led Zeppelin, Wednesday 13, System of a Down, Killswitch Engage, Rammstein, Weezer, Papa Roach, OkGo, InMe, Static X, SlipKnot (at times), Damageplan, Pantera, Steve Vai, Queen, Motorhead, Black Sabbath, Black Lable Society, Flogging Molly, Jimi Hendrix, Evanescence, Dire Straights, Europe, Pearl Jam, KISS, Hollywood Rose, Korn, Maiden, Judas Priest, The Tubes, Queen, Towers of London, Van Halen, Avril Lavigne, Girlschool, Hammerfall, Sex Pistols,

Movies:

Waynes World (1+2), Airheads, South Park the Movie, Spiderman, Fantastic Four, Hulk, all the Scary Movies, Tank Girl, Spawn, The Devils Rejects, Skeleton Key, Judge Dredd, Robocop (1+2), Akira, Patlabor, anything really as long as it aint a fucking romantic bullshit film!

Television:

Kerrang!, Scuzz, uh.... Kerrang! radio, does that count? i dont really have a favourite TV show. Oh, apart from Megas XLR and Spongebob. Apart from that, it all sucks nowadays.

Books:

BWAH hahahghahaha! HAHAHAHA! mwaha haha! oh your serious? Hmm... books, uh, the Metallica '...And Justice For All' guitar tab book. I guess.

Heroes:

Ok, here we go *takes deep breath*: Angus Young, Slash, W. Axl Rose, Slash, Slash, Slash, Kirk Hammett, James Hetfield, herman Li, Janick Gers, Sebastian Bach, Bret Michaels, Mick Mars, Ynwie malmsteen, Nicko McBrain, Izzy Stradlin, Joey Jordison, Philthy Animal, Mick 7, Lemmy, Eddie Van Halen, Sam Totman, Gilby Clarke, John Petrucci, Richie Blackmore, Hendrix, Clapton, that guitarist for Skid Row, Joe Perry, Zakk Wylde, Cliff Burton, Bruce Dickinson, Dave Mustaine, Billy Joe Armstrong, Lemmy, 'Fast' Eddie Clark, Lenny Kravitz, Allen Collins, and Brian May.