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Spades

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About Me

Y’aight? I’m Dan, or Woody depending on who you talk to.

Currently I’m living in grotty Swindon itching for the festival season to start. (Got me Glasto and Reading tickets bi-atch!) Hopefully I’ll be moving to France or Austria or possibly even Italy or the North US at the end of the year to take up a career doing this full time:
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Hah ha, I WISH! I’ll be doing that in my spare time…pretty much constantly, trying to improve enough to teach or compete. But I’ll be working in a bar most likely for something stupid like 70 hours a week knowing my luck.
But that won’t be until November/December time and I should be away for 6 or 7 months (Per year). It’s one hell of a step. Never lived outside of my home town (pretty big town though) so it’s gonna be interesting. They’ll be people there in the same boat as me though so I’m sure it’ll be fine! *cough* I hope *cough*
I have a Bass, but I’m pretty terrible at it, can’t read music, and can’t spread my fingers comfortably enough to hold proper Bass chords. Luckily for me Bombtrack is the only song I’ve tried to play with any sort of Bass chord. (Sucks for me that I’ve nailed the Intro though, and then got stuck on the fucking main body of the song.)
Wanna get a half sleeve done, (with scope for carrying on to a full sleeve) but it’ll cost a fortune and I can’t draw well enough to design it. If anyone’s seen the inside of The king Blues (Under the fog) CD case then it’ll be something like that…only…better.
A load of my mates are on here and they’re all more talented than me in some way or other so you should check them out.
If you want to know anything else, just ask I guess!

I am 7% Emo.
. Okay... so I'm not emo at all.. I am probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids... I am probably a metal head... or into boy bands... Take the
Emo Test
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Yay...EMO IS GAAAAAAAY!!!
I am 58% Punk Rock.
. The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the
Punk Rock Test
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How is shitting your pants Punk...?
I am 4% Goth.
. I wanna be a GOTH. But I'm not. Smoking cloves and too much eyeliner a goth does not make. I'll go home and take your Cure CD's with me. Take the
Goth Test
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Riiiiiiiight...so 4% means i WANT to be goth...? Wow...I never knew...and here was me thinking they're just all pricks in make-up! Wow...

Woody is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.
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POISON
Username:
From Go-Quiz.com
I think this means I can't be touched by edge kids!

My Interests

Snowboarding, chillin', music, gigs, videogames, paintin', and working in my blackbook.

I'd like to meet:



The guy that beats up the bear in the John West salmon advert. Do you remember that? He must be hard as fuck!

Music:


. . .
Listing bands is for:
a)people with far too much spare time that are bored out of their skulls, or
b)people trying to seek acceptance and being "cool" because they like the same music as someone else, yay you! Go suck some rocks.
I like a bunch of stuff, the main bulk of my CDs are punk and ska though, but I'll listen to anything I like.

Movies:


. .
Comedy is generally my favourite, I'd much rather laugh than cry, or shit my pants or cringe!
By the way, if you haven't seen the film called "Benchwarmers" yet, then do, it's one of the funniest films I've seen in years.

Television:


. . . Same as film. The Mighty Boosh is probably best though.


How to make a Woody
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
1 part brilliance
3 parts instinct
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
But no Absinthe... Not for a while oh fuck no, thinking about it is giving me a headache and a sore stomach, It was months ago now!

Books:


. . . .
Graphic Novels, or comics for you bottom feeders out there. I appreciate good artwork you dicks, not "Huh huh, you can't read books without pictures, huh huh". It always makes me laugh that the people that take the piss out of comics are the people that don't read for pleasure at all!

Heroes:


. .
It would be the person that finally educated all the stupid twats that think "hoodies" are the ones being a problem and mugging old ladies and stabbing people. Not sure if anyone else has noticed but a vast amout of young people wear fucking hoodies. But no-one seems to realise the "youths" that are creating all these problems are fucking chavs, those burberry and shellsuit wearing dicks. It doesn't really help whenever, on things that old, bitter people listen to (like radio 2 and such), the people that don't really witness this culture first hand ALWAYS PICK CHAVS TO TELL THEM ABOUT "YOUTHS". Fucking idiots. Yeah, "older people always know better", "teenagers think they know everything". No they fucking don't, but they know more about their generation and they generally know more about technology and they are entitled to their own opinions. Grr!

My Blog

Laptop

Hahahaha!!! Gots me a new laptop! WHOOP!
Posted by Spades on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:55:00 PST

Festivals

Fuck!!! Just wrote this massive blog about how I've got my Reading and Glasto tickets and how fucking sweet they're gonna be and then...*poof*...it all turns to smoke when I try to search for summt......
Posted by Spades on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:57:00 PST

Hair

Right...I proper need a haircut. But work is shit and won't let me have my Mohawk or Dreads...They wont even let me cut it that short...fuckin' rubbish Bastards!
Posted by Spades on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:14:00 PST