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About Me

*********************OFFICIALDISCLAIMER********************* **BRATmyspace is a fictional, satirical, and should in no way be interpreted as an actual record of events. These comments are also not intended to be, nor should they be construed as, attempts to predict the future course of any individual or entity, but should be viewed only as parody. Names used on myspace such as stories, unless those of public figures or entities, are fictional, and any resemblance to actual persons or entities is coincidental, unintentional, and accidental. Any event described in myspace that actually comes to pass should also be considered coincidental, unintentional, and accidental...and pretty darn queer!

My Interests

.. Waking people of up at 7am is a hobby of mine!I am interested in sandwiches....but not in making them myself....I like to fish for mud cat in turtle creek. I like pointing and laughing...instead of crying! I must have a great interest in thinking, discussing, letting you hear my philosopshy ....I used collect beer bottle caps until I started collecting white shorts..(I'm still very bitter that my x won't give me back my hot wheel and baseball card collection)I love air hockey and would love a challenge anytime ...I will kick your ass all over the AIR! anyone??I love summers in West Hollywood. Old T-shirts ....doesn't everyone want to WEAR a trans-am??? Recently on my own free will.. found my self opening, looking and actually reading a great deal of a book....and even dozens of other books ....I never thought it would happen to me. I still find it impossible to read fiction, seems like a waste of time...I can waste plenty of time drinking 100 proof peppermint shchnapps in my bath tub ;) After reading non- textbook books about history and politics, I now believe that historical events that we learned in those textbooks is a as accurate as listening to college frat boy's account of last weekend.....and yes some LIES.& I was interested to learn that George W. Bush , the original G.W. ,was a black man. All that crap "you have to know your past to have a future."...I think..maybe...well... its not crap!I care about MOST is my family .....more than anything in the whole world. Just thinking of how much I love them gets me a litle teary.... all you guys ..I love you!But there is this one member of my family that I have to say ,I like the best.. I like spending every moment , in the moment...with the best ...the best gift I have ever received lil' "Re-Run" I want to give her , show her everything beautiful this world has to offer....she taught me thats what life is all about. You'd the best thing I got , Baby!Re-run, you are always my my BEST girl!!

I'd like to meet:

Jo Frost, Sam Jackson,Oprah, Jesus,Diddy, Howard Stern, Martha Stewart,Larry David,Tommy Lee, Cher,Madonna,and Debbie Gibson...

Music:

I like music ...my favorite is Ringside ..I wish I were the lead Scott Thomas(of Ringside), The Streams, Audioslave, Blue October, Bowling for Soup, Weezer,Nirvana, Raconteurs, Coldplay,Rock Kills Kid, Kings of Leon,Nada Surf (love 'em),Peter Noone (we are related..sorta) David Garza, Speedtrucker, the Donnas, Killers, Todd Snider, T.I.,Texas,White Stripes,Riverboat Gamblers, Lou Reed, Ian Moore, Jewel,Ghoultown, White Underwater,My Chemical Romance, Ed Harcourt,Kean, Young Gunna's, Eminem, Biggie, Willie Nelson,Rhianna, Soulja Boy, Lil' Wayne, Hot Hot Heat,and I'll never stop loving the Motley Crue of my highschool memories. Shout at the Devil gives me the goose bumps. I am also really happy that Mariah Carey is not crazy anymore...so rooting for her. I hesitate to say this because he sorta annoys me, BUT I really love the lyrics Rob Thomas writes, but at the same time, I don't like his songs. He seems to be a really passionate guy.....Oh and I love The D.O.C. ....dallas's own original gansta'!! UNCLE PETE PRIME TIME!

Movies:

Pulp Fiction ,Made(not the series on MTV but the movie with Vince Vaughn), Romy and Michele's H.S. Reunion, the Secretary, Zoolander, Juicy Lolitas, Slingblade, Finding Neverland, Last Days of Disco, The Natural, Just One of the Guys, Airplane, Shattered, Lost Boys, Being John Malchovich, Weekend at Berny's , the Notebook(how gay), Tommy Boy, Private Parts, Superman, Sleepaway Camp, First Born,Soul Plane, Shallow Hal, Stand By Me, Vanilla Sky, Someone To Watch Over Me, Slugger's Wife, Butt Bongo Fiesta and Strange Brew.

Television:

Jo Frost -The SuperNanny- awwwww I love her. My favorite TV show ever: Seinfeld The Thornbirds mini-series. the made for TV movie of the early 80s The Girl the Gold Watch and Everything, the PBS documentary Unforgivable Blackness the story of Jack Johnson, I like watching Reno 911 lately.....and 48 hours and Dateline is like crack ...its good stuff ..try it. Lost, Wife Swap, Supernanny, and Sienfeld or 3s company Re-runs.I love political commentary on sunday mornings. John McGlaughlin...the McGlaughlin group is the best show on TV its metaphysical certiitude....on CNN they broadcast questions to the Prime Minister ..its where like the House of Commons and House of Lords try to charge up Tony Blair...but it seemed funnier when John Major was the PM ..I think because he is goofier looking than Tdog(Tony Blair)

Books:

Coming up for air by George Orwell; Private Parts by Howard Stern, and all the Choose Your Own Adventure books of the 1980's

Heroes:

My Dad, my Mom, Howard Stern,The World Champion Boxer Jack Johnson, Demery Knox, the man Jesus, and my 10th grade typing teacher Ray Cockerham. My house I grew up in 0 years old- 21years old! Milford, Texas -50 miles south of Dallas

My Blog

blogging

I didn't know people read blogs...thanks for the kudos and stuff.......are not kudos snacks...when will I be getting the Kudos....I am sorta hungry.  I like granola and chocolate chip....is ...
Posted by BRAT on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:41:00 PST

Trip to Chicago

I went to visity my OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD friend Angela Hartman.....she is still as bossy as she ever was....bossier.....maybe. Her girlfriend walked in on me when I was going to the bathroom....other th...
Posted by BRAT on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:45:00 PST

Bradshaw Farm

Last week I left "the City", all my problems....just left them all here in Dallas.  I spent the week in Comanche, Texas. My Dad came and picked me up tuesday.... left my car at the dealership&nbs...
Posted by BRAT on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:52:00 PST