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Wassup ppl. My name is Eileen & I'm 18 years old. So u wanna kno about me? Well basically I can b described as 'CrazySexyCool' (emphasis on the 'Crazy'). Wanna kno more? Read on.
† I DO NOT RESPOND TO MESSAGES OR COMMENTS UNLESS I kno u personally or you say sumthing that particularly interests me (Note: 'wat's really good wit chu?'; 'yo pictures is hot!!!'; 'damn u sexy!'; 'i'm tryna c wassup wit it'; 'i got what u need' or ne other ignorant sounding phrases or attempts to sound intelligent when u're really ignorant WILL NOT count as interesting in my book).
† obviously, i'm mixed (black & filipina a.k.a. filinegro). so now wat bitches???
† I'm a pretty bitch so fuck wat u heard
† I'm not conceited, but I'm pretty sure I look better than u
† I love my tongue ring. You'll love it, too.
† If your page is private, U'RE FUCKING WHACK!!! Now get the fuck off my shit.
† If you smoke ANYTHING more than once a week, you are now dismissed from my page.
† I'm materialistic. I'm a girl, what can I say?
† If you buy me stuff, you will automatically be moved up in my book.
† My bra size is 34D so don't ask!!!
† I'll tell it 2 ya face. If ya fit ain't rite, hair nappy, shoes old, I WILL NOT hesitate 2 let u kno in a semi-non condescending tone & I wood appreciate if u would do the same.
† I have some of the most beautiful breasts in the world (or so I've been told).
† Music makes me lose control.
† (Male) Variety is the Spice of Life.
† Commitment from me? Naw, not likely.
† Size does matter.
† Ugly people are my biggest pet peeve. It's the truth, I'm sorry. Wait. No I'm not.
† My favorite store is Ross. Do not hate.
† I want a man that's smart enough to make that money... & dumb enough 2 give it 2 me.
† Undercover Geek.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eileen Bailey
Birthday: January 5, 1989
Birthplace: Los Angeles, CA
Current Location: Guar-muhtha-fuckin-denuh!!!
Eye Color: originally dark brown, now light brown
Hair Color: Black & Red/Burgundy (for the moment)
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Black & Filipina
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black flip-flops
Your Weakness: Procrastination/Laziness & Can't Say No
Your Fears: Being Alone, Bugs, Fire, Dying, Sharks, Snakes, Plagues, & UGLY PEOPLE!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese & pepperoni w/ ranch dressing on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go blonde
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "i guess"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "i gotta pee!!!"
Your Best Physical Feature: everything! but other (perverted) ppl wood say mah titties. nice ppl wood say my smile or my eyes. =P
Your Bedtime: whenever i get off the phone w/ my baby
Your Most Missed Memory: my boyfriend
Pepsi or Coke: NEITHER!!! but if absolutely forced, pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: FRAPPUCCINO
Do you Smoke: i secondhand's da weeeeed
Do you Swear: hell muhtha fuckin yeah!!!
Do you Sing: *sigh* i try...
Do you Shower Daily: yes!!! who doesn't???
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately, yes...
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: sumtymes
Do you play an Instrument: yup. it's called the male penis. =P
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, i hate oreos!!! i just eat the filling ^_^'
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: aw heckie naw
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: aw heckie naw
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: aw heckie naw!
Ever Shoplifted: heyll yeah
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich
What country would you most like to Visit: japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long braids like omarion!!!
Height: 5'3-6'2
Weight: watever is fit & not fat or chubby
Best Clothing Style: thuggish or metro
Number of Drugs I have taken: one
Number of CDs I own: near 100
Number of Piercings: four
Number of Tattoos: none... yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: da'juan da'juan da'juan da'juan da'juan da'juan da'juan da'juan da'juan da'juan da'juan da'juan...
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Sits dejectedly in the middle of the junkyard,
In the middle of its peers.
They laugh at it.
Though they are broken,
And not in the best condition themselves,
They possess no mercy.
The tire cries fat, greasy tears.
They don’t notice.
They don’t care.
More ammo for their arsenal.
It tries its best to fit in:
It tries to maintain some element of shine,
Tries to hide the rust that garners its body.
But alas, it is to no avail.
It is shunned,
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