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Endless Jake

Too fat to be emo, not fat enough to be metal

About Me


Doing the best I can with what I've got to work with.

My Interests

rock, roll, revolution, reading, writing, whiskey, wing tsun kung fu, cooking, pinball, painting, golden tee golf.

- Flickr
- LiveJournal
- Muxtape

I'd like to meet:


I'm going to love you until the day I don't. No sense worrying about it before then.

Books:

Catch 22, Burn Collector, Fight Club, Cometbus, All Quiet on the Western Front, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Days of War Nights of Love, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Wicked, Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland

My Blog

The Lonesome Crowded West

I often like to congratulate myself for having exceptional moments of self realization; occasional flashes of higher consciousness which seem utterly profound in my head at the time. I feel like I've ...
Posted by Endless Jake on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:06:00 PST

-isms, Volume 1: Classism.

From time to time I'll catch myself thinking or saying something and wonder where in the world it came from. Whatever it is doesn't seem to fit with who I (think I) am, or more accurately who I want t...
Posted by Endless Jake on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:41:00 PST

The Bus Downtown: A One Act Play

Last night I met Scott downtown at the White Horse pub in the Pike Place Market. The following tragically awesome events played out on my bus ride down there. It helps if you've seen Bloodsport.The Ch...
Posted by Endless Jake on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:14:00 PST

Thirty One

So I turned 31 earlier this week. I took the day off of work and spent most of it doing whatever I felt like at a nice leisurely pace. I did a little thrift shopping, a little writing and a bunch of c...
Posted by Endless Jake on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:51:00 PST

Catalyst Vol. 3 - Straight Edge _ Draft 1

It's not quite finished, but at almost nine pages it's finished enough for now...... Catalyst Vol. 3  Straight Edge It was about 8PM on a Friday night and I was at a bowling alley not too far f...
Posted by Endless Jake on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:02:00 PST

People man, people Vol. 1: The Seduction

There's pretty much no way to say this without sounding weird so I'll just put it out there: The more time I spend inside the men's locker room the more confused I get about people in general, and my ...
Posted by Endless Jake on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:15:00 PST

Cringe, Vol.1: First (Almost) Kiss.

(Names have been removed to protect the innocent)      The year was 1988, and I was not quite 12 years old in the sixth grade. Within the social hierarchy of Thomas Jefferson ...
Posted by Endless Jake on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:11:00 PST

no gods?

The subject of religion and spirituality came up in conversation recently and I've been asked to define my belief structure. I've previously talked about where I came from, but the question was asked ...
Posted by Endless Jake on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:47:00 PST

Catalyst Vol. 2 - Krishnacore (1st Draft)

     I was introduced to punk rock somewhere in the middle of 1991. At the time it didn't make as much of a difference in my life as it did in my friends'. Being the momma's boy I ...
Posted by Endless Jake on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:40:00 PST

When I grow up

"When I grow up to be a man Will I dig the same things that turn me on as a kid? Will I look back and say that I wish I hadn't done what I did?" - The Beach Boys "When I Grow Up (To Be A Man)" ...
Posted by Endless Jake on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST