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jo + elle

I am here for Networking

About Me

~~~ VOICI ~~~ words+films+music+space+truth+design+silence+nature+travel.o bserver. like to dance and prance. ask too many questions. think too much and have too many lofty ideas. my favorite day is Sunday: nyt + cafe + drinking coffee + writing notes. bliss.=====>>> NOW accepting clients seeking a Personal Style Consultant: wardrobe revamping, style makeover, manners/dating coach, soiree planner/hostess, etc. Message me here for inquiries. I DELIVER RESULTS with a dose of fun + sweetness + sincerity.Also available as Art Model & Photography Model(non-nude), Stylist, Event Planner, Socialite, Party Girl, PR/Marketing Guruess, Trend Spotter, Innovative Thinker, lots more: with integrity & character & brain in check at ALL times. Contact Me!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

++++ SEEKING ARTISTIC COLLABORATORS +++creative minds: rebels. stylists. production designers. filmmakers, music dorks. other travelers. robot builders. innovators. social psychologists. female photographers. architects. designers. mathematicians. electrical engineers. toy makers. explorers. beauty seekers. brave gentlemen. kind souls. NON-linear thinkers. ~~~ONLY want to meet nice+sincere folks.i'm a pretty straightforward, no bulls*hit kind of gal; value SUBSTANCE over style, although ideally prefer both.

My Blog

The truth or the lies we tell ourselves

I tend to think each one of us has a secret, a kernel of truth or lie, some small belief or myth perhaps, a snippet of a fairy tale, a figment of our imagination, an illusion, a delusion, that we beli...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 19:28:00 GMT

"Lickety Lick Relish"

Lickety lick.Relish.HOT dog.no thank you.Please pass the ketchup.Mustard?[Written Thursday, 12/25/08; blog posting time is wrong]
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 23:22:00 GMT

A crappy poem: "Fade to nothingness"

A poem started in my head while taking a shower this morning.  Typed up in 20 minutes. I'm really NOT a poetry person so here is the crappy thing. [Dedicated to a figment of my imagination] "Fad...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 09:03:00 GMT

Tic Tac Toe

2008 = year of Purity & clarity & growth.2009 = new beginnings + Love ---> EVERYTHING changes.+ Stroke of Midnight: Clock is RE-Set.------------------------------------------------The night we...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 22:18:00 GMT

Smartass Rebuttal to New Republic Article + Proposal to Obama

My smartass rebuttal to the below article in The New Republic:  Or um, you know, Obama could create a program and put the out of work journalists into public schools across America, PARTICULARLY to in...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 10:24:00 GMT

Correlation of Brain Development + $$$ in Children

ScienceDaily (Dec. 6, 2008) University of California, Berkeley, researchers have shown for the first time that the brains of low-income children function differently from the brains of high-income kid...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 13:12:00 GMT

Addendum to Memo to Ph.D

ADDENDUM: I also like the fashion at Mint Julep, Ms. Smart Beauty, but I'm poor so alas, can only browse. Btw, have I mentioned how many friends from Harvard, Yale, Princeton, MIT, Standford, Vassar, ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:38:00 GMT

A BRAVE, Anonymous Response from Accredited Smarty

Oh, look, my photo essay evoked a response from some brilliant Ph.D without a face! Uh huh, sure I could NOT hack it in the world of academia. Cuz I am just a lowly IDIOT with merely a Bachelor'...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:05:00 GMT

A Compilation List of Jobs Ive had Since 15 Years Old

I am now 34 years old.   My genius plan is to move to NYC, snag myself a rich man and live off of my very attractive looks. ALL I have to do is give my Rich Hubby some sex once in a whi...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:21:00 GMT

Confession to a Sexy Priest

Bless me, father, for I have sinned and I am a terrible, horrible Smartass! I cannot for the life of me STOP the constant smartass quips. They just P-O-P out of my teeny little brain like little bubb...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:06:00 GMT