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The Showman

Some people play hard to get, I play hard to want

About Me

like my bologna fried and my Doritos baked

My Interests

JFK Assassination, the orbit of the sun around the earth, Aunt Jamimma,wool, Taxidermy

I'd like to meet:

The original Bozo the clown, John the baptist, R2-D2, Tom Waits, The old man that dances in the Six Flags Commercials, The man making money off of all those magnetic car ribbons

Music:

Tom Waits, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Django Reinhart, Rancid, PJ Harvey,Swinging Utters, Social Distortion, Wes Montgomery, Cab Calloway,Squirrel Nut Zippers.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Time Bandits, Mae, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Brazil, Sin City, Beetlejuice

Television:

House, Who Wants to marry A Crack Whore, Family Guy, Daily Show, Simpsons

Books:

Scary Stories to tell in the dark, Hellbound Heart, Animal Farm, The Damnation Game, Midnight Meat Train, Scapegoats, Ferinheit 451, Pig Blood Blues, Jacqueline Ess: Her Will and Testament,

Heroes:

Tom Waits, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Steven Wright, Terry Gilliam, Dora Gonzales, Foghorn Leghorn