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ferdinand deSaussure

quick! get that robot in the hot tub!

About Me

"The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vámonos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock."

My Interests

mammalian research

I'd like to meet:

the elephant is the largest underwater, flightless bird.

Music:

the animals - the zombies.

Movies:

boogie nights, raging bull, mallrats, rushmore, harold and maude, the killing, napolean dynamite, ghost dog, pulp fiction, timecode, city of god, city of lost children, brazil, the hard eight, punch drunk love, strangers on a train, playtime, mon oncle, carlittos way, goodfellas, something wild, silence of the lambs, crimes and misdemeanors, superman returns (imax 3d version), match point, the departed, little miss sunshine, The Happiness of the Katakuris, a tale of two sisters, the squid and the whale, batman begins, me and you and everyone we know, the virgin suicides, lost in translation, brick, a band of outsiders, shoot the piano player, 8 1/2, a touch of evil, seven samarai, band of outsiders, contempt, pans labrynth...

Television:

mother, teacher...secret lover.

Books:

laughter in the dark, the perks of being a wallflower, a life like any other, but beautiful, if on a winters night a traveler, ficciones, underworld, the airconditioned nightmare, the criminal(any jim thompson), my dog tulip, jimmy corrigan, a heartbreaking work..., joe college, the cheese monkeys, zulieka dobson, white teeth, the blind side, david goodis, oh! the glory of it all...

Heroes:

ray charles, ray and charles eames, and charles ray

My Blog

why are flowers so fucking beautiful?

i mean, i know they have to be bright colors to attract bees and shit, but c'mon do they need to be sooo fuckin sweet? i saw some the other day and i was like "no fucking way!" it was un-fucking-beli...
Posted by ferdinand deSaussure on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tampoon goblins

i find it extremely odd that the used tampon receptacle in the gallery bathroom has a lock on it. i mean the disposable toilet seat covers makes sense, considering the rampant theft of sanitary mater...
Posted by ferdinand deSaussure on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST