James is steauxpid

People get on here to re-invent themselves through a ficticious character they adopt because they think it's somehow a better version of themselves.

that's me in the picture...no, not the ones you think...in the main picture...that fat kid you laugh at in the "heroes" section...that's me...the other people mentioned in this profile are just a figment of my imagination.
Even if you "think" you've met me,
trust me
it's all fake
hired actors
yes, hired actors

I made them up to gain your trust
so that you would let me into your world...while I knew that you secretly laughed at me..."crazy fat dance kid! he's so silly!"...

who's laughing now? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?

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Ok

here's MY "about me"...

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I know everyone on my list PERSONALLY, that's why I don't add people I haven't met, it reminds me to cultivate my real life friendships...don't be offended if I don't add you...we can still talk, but I'm not going to add people so I can pretend like I have hundreds of friends

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My life is weird...so SO weird...but you wouldn't believe it if I told you :) I've lived all over the place. I grew up in Venezuela (Caracas and lived in Choroni for a while), and moved to Atlanta when I Was 17 (by myself, the rest of my family stayed in Venezuela). Since I came to the US in 1994, I've also lived in Boston, Chicago, Barcelona, Puerto Rico... And now I'm back in Atlanta after a short stint in Morrow. I'm not from anywhere really, but I make every place I go to my home.
Now I have a real home, with my wife. I live with her, my two cats Sophie and Kitty, and my dog Muppet.
Once someone told me the thing he liked about me was that I was always half serious/half joking. Great compliment. I tell it like I see it, and if my view is

distorted I can't help it...but I do like to record things on video just to make sure I'm not dreaming it, so I have lots of proof for lots of things (as far as video can

prove anything).
My birthday is April 5th 1977.
I like to question everything, but if you asked me, I would say I believe in

everything. I just like to play devil's advocate, specially when I detect a strongly rooted belief. I guess I like to remind people that truths are chosen, not

discovered.

I'm a loser (but who's winning anyways?), my feet smell (and I like it), I'm a

bona-fide-doctor-diagnosed psychotic, and I don't like being "crazy" like most people think they do. I don't have any piercings or tattoos (I've always figured I

do enough damage to my body by accident to be doing shit to it on purpose)

I've tried pretty much every drug, abused some, and now I don't even drink anymore.

I used to think I knew a lot of people, but I realized the truth is I barely know

anybody at all...but why should I even say anything? you'll just make up your own

mind about it anyways...

I work at Wachovia as a teller, and at Berlitz, teaching English and Spanish.

I haven't updated my old webpage in a long time, but I've got more here: www.geocities.com/steauxpid

I use the same screenname I use here on AIM, MSN, and yahoo Messenger: steauxpid