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Bishop

Why do we bang our heads aginst the wall?

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Why do we bang our heads aginst the wall? Because it feels so good when we stop. I am smart-ass from the midwest who loves Italian food, playing baseball, and the death of big shoes. I also think that God's greatest gift to man is the little black dress.So... now i live here in Nashville, while i am searching for a job in advertising in this fair city i will be slinging dinner at a downtowm supper club.In the mean time i have began to try my hand at stand-up comedy. I am still wet behind the ears, making mistakes every time i take the stage. Check out www.NashvilleStandUp.com and go support your local funnymen. At least find out where you can pick on up, take him home for the night, and pet him.You may know me from my major motion picture performance alongside Christina Ricci in "Pumpkin" That is correct. i was one of Pumpkin's retarted soccer buddies. When you see me out try not to beg for autographs, but i will accept your phone number.

My Interests

"Long... Slow... Deep... Wet... Kisses that last three days." Baseball, Toast, 007, vodka rocks, cooking, Super Heros, office supplies, benadryl, Military superiority, commercials (30 second cimema), Stand-up comedy, the Purple Pie Man, stealing third, MacAllan, Bob Dylan, Bob Knight, Bob Newheart, most Bobs, Fun with English, Poker, Vegas, I am sure there are many more but that should get you started.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

The piano has been drinking;my necktie is asleep; and the combo went back to New York; the jukebox has to take a leak; and the carpet needs a haircut; and the spotlight looks like a prison break; cause the telephone's out of cigarettes; and the balcony's on the make; and the piano has been drinking; the piano has been drinking...and the menus are all freezing; and the lightman's blind in one eye; and he can't see out of the other; and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid; and he showed up with his mother; and the piano has been drinking; the piano has been drinking;cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler; cream puff casper milk toast; and the owner is a mental midget; with the I.Q. of a fencepost; cause the piano has been drinking; the piano has been drinking...and you can't find your waitress; with a Geiger counter; And she hates you and your friends; and you just can't get served; without her; and the box-office is drooling; and the bar stools are on fire; and the newspapers were fooling; and the ash-trays have retired; the piano has been drinking; the piano has been drinking; The piano has been drinking; not me, not me, not me, not me, not me

Books:

Tom Robbins, and right now i am reading "I was Right on Time" by Buck O'Neal "Blink" and "Catch-22" Just finished "The Lovely Bones"

Heroes:


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My Blog

A note about Class in Football

Manning, everyone "can't win the big game", 'til they win the big game. I am not going to talk smack about the Super Bowl vs. Da Bears beacuse i want to talk about class. The Colts HAD to go through t...
Posted by Bishop on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:22:00 PST

World Series

Welcome to the new blog& I know there are some of you out there who want to hear about my vampire& others about my love life (no comment) and there are still a few of you out there who think I can wr...
Posted by Bishop on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:11:00 PST

Guilty Pleasure

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. Chuck Norris cannot use a razor to shave. He roundho...
Posted by Bishop on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 03:22:00 PST

My Vampire would not Approve

She was my first vampire She taught me what it was to make love.She taught me about light.She taught me the pleasure bodies could create for one another.She taught me about darkness.She taught me the...
Posted by Bishop on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:24:00 PST

Closing Time

There is always a song that sums up where i feel my life is in about three and a half minutes. The characters in this one are spot on, but not who you might thing they are. And to "my very&n...
Posted by Bishop on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 10:28:00 PST

Another Midnight talk with my Vampire.

What was the topic? Attraction See, my vampire has just returned to the city from visiting a past life. I was fresh off a conversation about my last relationship with the young woman who ended my las...
Posted by Bishop on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:09:00 PST

teaser

I am sorry... i could not finish the essay today, it still needs some work, but here is a taste. I will get the finished version here soon. ___________________________________________________________. ..
Posted by Bishop on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:47:00 PST

prelude...

I am working on a new blog... we will call this an inro. My vampire and i talked last night. It can only lead to more thoughts on my world and my relationships, flawed, failed, and the fruitful. That ...
Posted by Bishop on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:30:00 PST

Spring Cleaning

Spring cleaning& not just the house but the body as well. Oh now don't get me wrong I am not going to give up the scotch or the vodka& but the smoking& that needs to go. I have quit before& many time...
Posted by Bishop on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 04:31:00 PST

Felt like doing this one

Choose a band / artist then answer ONLY in titles of their songs . . .1. Choose a band / artist:Bob Dylan2. Are you male or female:Mr. Tambourine Man3. Describe yourself:Tangled up in Blue4. How do s...
Posted by Bishop on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:24:00 PST