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[jizzbiscuit]

I am here for Friends

About Me

[BANGBANGBANG goes germanindustrialnoize]

I like penguins.

alias: captain thundercunt.
uses people, cannot take no for an answer, selfish, thoughtless, sarcastic, doesnt share, greedy, reclusive, lazy, self obsessed, doesn't always tell the whole truth, indecisive, abrasive, annoying, banal, manipulative, shy, cold, finds it difficult to be serious, spiteful, ungrateful, repetitive, addictive personality, non-commital, messy.
currently in a glorious catholic sixth form, studying philosophy, history and español. rawr. greenland is good, even though i've never been there. i want to live on a canal boat. half spanish, half oooirish. giants and mermaids are lovely, & stories where giants & mermaids get married are even better. give me a happy ending. dancing is fun, especially in the nude. oh, & i smoke grandpa fags.

& the word [poo].

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My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

People, preferably.

Music:


just check my last.fm if you're that bothered.

Movies:



Television:

small screen QI steptoe & son peep show blackadder jeeves & wooster fawlty towers drake & josh invader zim earthworm jim cow & chicken johnny bravo.

Books:

wordstock the vampire chronicles his dark materials trilogy the little mermaid the sally lockhart series junk neil gaiman's stuff lolita.

Heroes:

these people:

matthew smellybum. the most perfik boyfriend to have ever existed.

my lelio. lamolamolamo you.

naomi! one in a million. has perfect knockers & i love it when she sings.

kristofurk. my little kissy. ilovehimlots.

ali & yogi. the brothers i never had.

mermaidface! i miss our little fag-chats. she's perfect.

gillan. biffaboy. twinkle kisses and bearhugs. apparently looks like me.
"Dark pictures, thrones, the stones that pilgrims kiss, poems that take a thousand years to die but ape the immortality of this red label on a little butterfly."
you will automatically be my hero if you buy me things from here!

My Blog

nero fiddled while rome burnt

since i'm awful bored and rather lonesome at the moment, i figured i'd content myself (or attempt to at least) by writing one of these annoying things.it's funny how little things you thought you'd fo...
Posted by [jizzbiscuit] on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:58:00 PST