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Dino

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I was born and raised in Denville, NJ - the hub of Morris County. They call it the hub, but it seems like every spoke I travel down leads to something sucky. Usually I end up hanging out in Newark or points east. I used to be a stand up comedian, but gave it up so I could talk about how I used to be a stand up comedian. That's OK, I'm probably still funnier than you. My parents were born in Italy so I speak fluent Italian, but am funnier in English. Basically, I just like to hang out with friends and have a good time. I also own my own boat. Right now it's part of a naval blockade of Byram Cove on Lake Hopatcong. Sea Hags and first mates are always welcome!

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My Interests

Cool people who can take a joke (i.e. "Hey, why don't you rub one out?"), girls who are fun to chill with, low fat cheese, movies, partying on my boat, keeping clean, shaving, nice dogs and cats, fishing, calling people names, quoting sit-coms...Oh! and can..t forget everyone's favorite pro wrestling.

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, new friends, friends of friends, Danny Tanner and the Partridge Family. Oh yeah, and...

Music:

All sorts of garbage.

Movies:

Who am I Gene Shallot? If it's good I'll watch it!

Television:

Three's Company, Seinfeld, Just Shoot Me, The Discovery Channel. Whatever is on Comedy Central or E!

Books:

I will never outgrow Judy Blume!

Heroes:

My Dad (RIP 1933-2004)