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Melissa

jeter touched my ass.

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4my names melissa. I work a full time job and I'm awesome.

My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..I like to do retarded things to get shock value from random people. yelling obscenities at random people...tellin guys to take off their pants, you know the deal. I like uh, fishing...and road trips..meeting people who aren't dick heads, that about sums it up.

I'd like to meet:

I don't wanna meet retards or perverts. I wouldn't mind meeting alex rodriguez. I love him 3 I also wouldn't mind meeting people who know how to use their brain...It shouldn't be that hard to meet people with common sense but apparently it's harder than expected.

Music:

the used, sublime, 50 cent, eminem, third eye blind, e40, my chemical romance, mindless self indulgence, rhianna, good charlotte (shut your mouths) nirvana, 2pac, panic!at the disco, carrie underwood, garth brooks, tim mcgraw, marylin manson, slipknot, jewel, christina aguilera, britney spears, amy winehouse, biggie, jay z, bush, jim jones, rich boy, cake, ludacris, pharell, d.m.x, eve, FIONA APPLE (love her), green day, guns and roses, jimmy eat world, johnny cash, kanye west, justin timberlake, kelly clarkson, lil kim, nine inch nails, paul wall, peaches, snoop dogg, sugarcult, T.I., the killers, the strokes, tony yayo, young jeezy, usher, wu-tang clan

Movies:

harold and kumar go to white castle, SUPERBAD!!, napolean dynamite, the upside of anger, harry potter movies, pirates, tim burton movies, shootem up, resident evil movies, knocked up, 40 year old virgin...basically burn out movies are cool.

Television:

I love reality shows, the real world, the gauntlet, the infernos, americas next top model, rob and big, runs house, true life, I guess uh mtv's reality shows work for me. I can't get enough of them. drawn togethers pretty funny. family guys cool. NO ONE EVER REMEMBERS FRAGGLE ROCK...What the fuck?

Books:

I don't read much but I read the harry potter books when they are new. Other than that it's pretty much cosmo and shit...but those aren't books, close enough I guess, who the fuck cares right?

Heroes:

all boys like weenie.

My Blog

halloween once again...

It's cold out bitches...put some clothes on.  I couldn't help myself...I went downtown the other night just to people watch and apparently there was a halloween celebration going on. Wheres ...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:41:00 PST

the new silent ringtone..

can you hear it?  I wonder how many morons have fallen for that one..
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:53:00 PST

a shitty sequal...yes I'm bored.

so I see they made a grudge two...very interesting considering the fact that the first one sucked! yeah sure they made a lot of money off the first one because of that sarah broad but once people act...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:51:00 PST

The strawberries and cream frap

don't waste your monies on the strawberries and cream frap cause it's nastyness.  some friggin hippie told me that it was good and the hippie was wrong...I had faith in hippies before but it's al...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:37:00 PST

6 in the morning.

it's 6 in the morning and I'm tired as all hell but I can't sleep.  I gotta be to work in exactly 12 hours...woop woop.  I likes a boy...he likes me too I think...  but yeah...I'm bored...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 03:04:00 PST

FUCK

Last night I was in essex and I hit a bunny.  The bunny had a death wish and I do not feel bad.  Well I kinda do but I'm trying not to.  Thats all I have to say about that.
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 10:56:00 PST

sluts on halloween.

Last I knew, halloween was meant for children to go out and go door to door for free candy and for others to see their costumes.  I see halloween now and it's changed so much.  Since when di...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 09:07:00 PST