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Snail

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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Denise Maria De La Vega's Aliases


Your movie star name: Sausage Guarionex
Your fashion designer name is Denise Madrid
Your socialite name is Snail Uranus
Your fly girl / guy name is D De
Your detective name is Snail FCS
Your barfly name is Poppy-COCK Tequila
Your soap opera name is Maria Miller
Your rock star name is Butterfinger Johnny's Cock
Your star wars name is Denkit De orl
Your punk rock band name is The Freaky Cock The Amazing Meganame Generator
-The Perfect Drug- You are madly in love with someone right now, or at
least you want to be. You feel like you are out
of control with your emotions. It's not such a
bad feeling, is it? ;)
What Nine Inch Nails song are you?
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My Interests

In no particular order: People, books, writing, DVD's, music, drinks, 420, TV, old things, useless information, movies, rings, shoes, scents, money, cartoons, celebrity gossip, world news, travel, Making Rockstar poses on top of mountains...Molly KITTEN-Migata is her name... being nosey is her game...Bartering with Mexicans...Europe, meals, sharing stuff, paseando, making fun of people, trivia, random websites, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, British things, Tim Burton, diets, collecting things, painting, video games, night time, history, poker, bingo, clubbing, dancing, sex, men, snails, babbling, etc...

Music:


Barrel of a Gun-- harsh and gritty, you're feeling the pains of life
and just wish people would leave you be.

Which Depeche Mode song are you?
brought to you by QuizillaAgain, in no particular order: Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Beatles, The Darkness, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, The Doors, The Cure, The Cranberries, U2, Outkast, Usher, Nine Inch Nails, Apoptygma Berzerk, Wolfsheim, Morrissey, The Smiths, Lou Reed, Simon and Garfunkle, New Order, Stone Temple Pilots, Scissor Sisters, Garbage, David Bowie, George Michael, Rolling Stones, 80's, Bjork, Blondie, Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Willy Nelson, Chris Isaak, Dead Can Dance, Linkin Park, Freestyle circa late 80's/early 90's Power 96, Maroon 5, Queen, Sublime, Brian Setzer, Elvis, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Bon Jovi, Metallica, Def Leppard, Mammas and Papas, Beach Boys, Leonard Cohen, Jeff Buckley, Gorillaz, Beasty Boys, Peter Gabriel, The Police, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Jamiroquai, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead,Soundtracks: Harry Potter, Romeo and Juliet, Lost Highway, Snatch, Donnie Darko, Nightmare Before Christmas, South Park (movie), Moulin Rouge, Wedding Singer, Eyes Wide Shut, Great Expectations, Grease

Movies:

Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Kill Bill, Harry Potter...thus far, 80s, horror, Logan's Run, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Wedding Singer, Old Skool, Tim Burton, Big Fish, Crybaby, Pecker, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Gary Oldman, Sid and Nancy, Jaws 1,2 &3, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Signs, Moulin Rouge, Braveheart, Trainspotting, Sunshine, Love Actually, Swingers, The Shining, Goonies, Troy (gotta love the hot men), Fight Club, Amadeus, Breakfast Club, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Sixteen Candles, Clueless, Spaceballs,Bubble Boy, A Chrsitmas Story, U-Turn, Pulp Fiction, Run Lola Run, The Wall, Beauty and the Beast, Finding Nemo, Princess Bride, The Graduate, Say Anything, High Fidelity, Half Baked, Cheech and Chong, The Neverending Story, 28 days later, Shaun of the Dead

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Sex and the City, Friends, My So-called Life (yeah, I realize they are all over), Heros, Absolutely Fabulous, Graham Norton, Dave Chappelle, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Degrassi, Nip/Tuck, Carnivale, Six Feet Under, Chris Isaak, E! countdowns and True Hollywood Stories, VH1 I love the 80's and stuff, Travel Channel, Discovery Health, National Geographic, Super Surgery, Tabboo, Pee-wee's Playhouse, Twilight Zone, Monty Python, That 70's Show, Naked Chef, Iron Chef, Rescue Me, Grey's Anatomy, Lost...

Books:

Harry Potter (all of them), Lord of the Rings, Jack Kerouack, Anne Rice, Frankenstein, High Fidelity, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and other stories, The Outsiders, That Was Then This is Now, Paola, The House of the Spirits, Shakespear, Romeo and Juliet, A Midsummer Nights Dream, Hamlet

Heroes:

J.K. Rowling is inspiring...my dog and KITTEN!!!

My Blog

A Sampling of Europe...

A taste of the hundreds of pictures I have to share as soon as I figure out the most effecient way of posting them up...On the plane psyched and a lil barred out... LOL!!! I fell in love with taking m...
Posted by Snail on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:35:00 PST

Another Crazy Ass Elephant Dream

I had a dream last night. I was in Las Vegas... all colors, dings ,and slot machine goodness that comes with the place was in my dream... I was on some kind of tram tour with my family. Below we cou...
Posted by Snail on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:01:00 PST

5 albums the changed your life...

Duran Duran- MedazzalandDepeche Mode-ViolatorNine Inch Nails- Pretty Hate MachineJeff Buckley- GraceSimon and Garfunkle- Greatest hitsQueen- Greatest HitsSo I put 6... get over it! Make it 7.Red Hot C...
Posted by Snail on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 07:31:00 PST

Baby Tiger Expereince... Grrr!!!!

 Yesterday, Johnny and I got to play with a baby Bengal Tiger. His name is Murphy and he is 7 weeks old. It was an amazing "once in a lifetime" type feeling experience.  I won this&nb...
Posted by Snail on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:27:00 PST

My crazy ass elephant dream...

Yesterday I dreamt I was in a series of abandoned apartment complexes in little havana... I was with Johnny and a few friends. This part of Little Havana was quite Venetian... canals in be...
Posted by Snail on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:32:00 PST

Amsterdam, Pre-trip blog, for Ehren

  One month from now, I leave for Amsterdam.  I booked my plane ticket April 20th, good end to a fantastically pleasant 420.  I can't stop thinking what a great time I could potentially...
Posted by Snail on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:19:00 PST

American Idol, I hate

This blog is actually a response to the blog posted by my friend Ehren on how he believes American Idol has officially jumped the shark.  Since I got entirely too carried away with my hating of t...
Posted by Snail on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 02:15:00 PST

Job Fair and Feraxibility

Today I ventured out into the world and went fishing for a "real job." I was so nervous about what I was gonna wear and say that I didn't get to sleep much more than an hour. In good self destructive ...
Posted by Snail on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 06:32:00 PST

Dvd's

A list of my dvd's... I had to put them on the computer because I have caught myself about to purchase a movie I already own... several times... They are in no particular order and, yes, I do own alot...
Posted by Snail on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:26:00 PST

Holiday shopping procrastination

So yeah, here I am on my day off... I can hear it now, "Denise, what did you do on your day off?"  "Oh I spent most of the day hibernating in my room, avoiding small talk and ...
Posted by Snail on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:47:00 PST