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Uncle Robert

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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator Uncle Robert began around a tire fire in a trailer park where three young men and a transgendered individual (guess who!) magically transformed themselves from struggling musicians to a struggling band. With the recent success of their world tour : "Uncle Robert - Windsor And Back!" and the rising popularity of their live stage show DVD's "Uncle Robert: Large And In Charge" & "Uncle Robert: This Some Gay Shit", Uncle Robert's cult following has been growing like some sort of fungus that the pencillin that the doctor gave you won't cure no matter how hard you scrub with steel wool on your testicles and inner thigh... ahem. With only one show a year the boys of UR have managed to hook up lucrative overseas investors (who clearly have no idea what their doing) and look forward to not only the first brand new album in three years but also some Canada/USA touring. We may be in a town near you.. so if you can't come - at least breathe heavy!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/27/2005
Band Website: ca.geocities.com/uncleroberttrailer/
Band Members: Ung Lee Doc Ling: Off-key, Tone Deaf Midget Fucker

Cal O'ReeFree: Percussion, Percodans, Perky Nipples

Rob Loblaws: Twenty Minute Guitar Solos

Bert Bisquitpants: Dizzying Highs, Terrifying Lows

& Loefat Da Butcher (Ten Percent Of Nothing)

Influences: The three B's: Booze, Bitches, and Bearded Ladies... and Blow-up Dolls.
Sounds Like: A midget chinese hooker screaming from bad STDs during sex with a hermaphrodite who is tone deaf... and fat.. except louder.
Record Label: 10415 Reckids
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

NEW CONTEST!

You guys asked for it.. you wanted to know.  Uncle Robert is not a fictional character as so many of the little people (you) have assumed in the past.  Do you think that the adventures descr...
Posted by Uncle Robert on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:34:00 PST