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Samantha

There is evidence of relationship between cats and will smith.

About Me

i am giant fire breathing lizard. i eat cars and use redwood trees as tooth picks. i am very concerned for my personal safety as there seems to be far to many 'others' on my island. this no longer the age of the large animal.

My Interests

brunch, pseudonyms, protracting, cheese making, items verboten.

I'd like to meet:

funny folks; hotdog eaters, people who believe in the good life with all their hearts.

Music:

sounds of the humpback whale and other selections

Movies:

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Books:

yes please

Heroes:

the sonoran desert, the cascades, the birkshires, the foothills of the rockies...

My Blog

mystical bacon

if someone can tell me what is better than a dream that involves bacon and sharing a rediculously warm blue scarf with a pal while you're laughing about the obvious senselessness of that moment, i'll ...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:19:00 PST

Fucking what?

This is clearly the pinnacle of happiness. ...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:12:00 PST

stupid sexy nature

captains log-It has been 3 days since I have been able to eat and 4 since I have put on 'street clothes'. As I write this it is the 1st time time that I have been upright without gravity reeking havo...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:01:00 PST

poor woodsy

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/01/15/woodsy_owl_now_serio.ht ml Is anyone actually able to read or play video games while they 'blog'? pps- hannah is the new gaby
Posted by Samantha on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:24:00 PST

Help me Lord Baby Jesus.

Your 80s Heartthrob Is Bill Gates Who's Your 80's Heartthrob?  There is just zero hope for me....
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST

a few thoughts on the last 24 hours

The corner of my cabinet made contact with my head yesterday morning. VERY HARD  This morning I woke up with a headache, late.  Very late.  Now I am at work with no cell phone ( I know,...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:46:00 PST

misbehavior in subways

I was trying to think of something clever to call this but I just couldn't.  Yesterday was totally bad movie scary. Sunday-While most of NY was cuddling in a warm bed I was halling my possibly st...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:51:00 PST

More fatal touching

Some of you may have a decent enough sense of me to know that while others collect spoons and haircuts, I collect reoccurrences of things in my life.  A sort of mental inventory of abnormalities ...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:27:00 PST

fuckin' a

I just made 2 roasted salsas and filling for enchiladas for 8 in 1 hour.I totally rule.In other news, Me and my special pal had a lot of fun yesterday browsing the city for fine leather goods and a f...
Posted by Samantha on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:02:00 PST

DAMN!!!!

Samantha is a Giant Dragon that fell through a Dimensional Warp, and is Very Slow.Strength: 7 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 9To see if your Giant Battle Monster candefeat Samantha, enter your name and choo...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST