Sophia

When I was four-years-old I thought that penises were this thing that guys had in their pockets, detached from their bodies. Then in camp one day after swimming, all the boys and girls were changing in one room and I saw a penis. I asked the penis' owner why he had one of those and I didn't and he told me it was because his daddy loved him more than my daddy loved me. When I was five I thought I was retarded and that I was too retarded to know that I was retarded. When I was six I had this teacher who blinked at least once every second and I thought she was scary. Ten years later I failed my road test by getting into an accident and I cried. Eight years later I got ringworm on my face. Now I'm just trying to stay away from fried foods. In five more years I will be famous.