If you are over 30...... |
THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tediousdiatribes about how hard things were when th...
Posted by JesusFreak ♥ on Tue, 27 May 2008 03:47:00 PST |
Bullshit and Brilliance |
A wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa , taking his faithful, elderly Jack Russell named Killer, along for the company. One day the old Jack Russell st...
Posted by JesusFreak ♥ on Tue, 27 May 2008 03:46:00 PST |
THE BAPTIST WHITE LIE CAKE |
THE BAPTIST WHITE LIE CAKE
Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love
this, especially all of the ladies who bake for church
events.
Alice Gr...
Posted by JesusFreak ♥ on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:59:00 PST |
Lie Detector |
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual...
Posted by JesusFreak ♥ on Thu, 08 May 2008 11:18:00 PST |
Anger Management |
Anger Management.......When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take It out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you...
Posted by JesusFreak ♥ on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:48:00 PST |
Are women crazy? |
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been mar...
Posted by JesusFreak ♥ on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:46:00 PST |
Be Careful Out There: |
Be Careful Out There:
IDIOT SIGHTING:We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor ...
Posted by JesusFreak ♥ on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:42:00 PST |
Cup of Tea |
Keep this in mind...
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of
me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered
from an accident. Someone had given me a l...
Posted by JesusFreak ♥ on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:18:00 PST |
Wal-Mart greeter |
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The Wal-Mart Greeter A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart With her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through theEntrance. The Wal-M...
Posted by JesusFreak ♥ on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:55:00 PST |
The Thimble |
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, w...
Posted by JesusFreak ♥ on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:01:00 PST |
