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About Me

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I am 84% Asshole
Bitch.
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mental file I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip. Take the
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i can't really describe myself very easily, but i can guarantee that if you make it past the abrasive and annoying exterior that you will find something/one well worth your time. i have a somewhat complicated relationship with my best friend: she used to be my wife and is the mother of our child...from there it gets complicated. i am the proud father of a wonderfully amazing and stunningly beautiful 6 year old girl who shares credit with my best friend for making my life worthwhile. other than that i am a computer junkie, i like video games, the internet and being generally goofy...i'm somewhat anti-social, so if i don't respond to any emails...don't take it personally.

My Interests

most of my time is taken up by my daughter though, and thats the way that i like it

that said...i also like: movies, sci-fi, TV, reading, astronomy, physics, biology, evolution, chemistry, anthropology, forensics, all fucking types of shit, beer, sex, porn, and many more interests....
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You are the Devil. Okay, so you're not THE Devil,
but you sure are plenty evil. Unfortunatly
this guaruntees that you will end up in Hell
with all the stupid people.

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I'd like to meet:

i don't really know who i'd like to meet...i've grown up a little and i'm trying to be less anti-social than i was before...mostly i'm into open minded people, progressively minded people...people who hate emo kids. stuff like that. i dunno.

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Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Napalm
Your Favorite Target: Emo-kids
Your Kill Count: 1,523,581,042
Your Battle Cry: "Allow me to molest your face with this rod!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 3
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $30,571,745,758,734
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 91%

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Music:

i don't have time to list that shit, i like The Misfits (Danzig Era), Death Metal, KMFDM, The Ramones, GWAR, and all types of older punk rock, Ska, some Techno, industrial, Johnny Cash and Elvis...and a bunch of other shit

AND I HATE EMO!!!

Movies:

sci-fi, action, drama, suspense, comedy, cult
i absolutely adore The Shawshank Redemption...one of the best movies ever......

Television:

CSI, CSI: Miami, Law & Order, Law & Order SVU, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, No Reservations, Iron Chef, Reno 911, LOST, HEROES, Jericho and Flash motherfuckin Gordon! and thats about it so far

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Books:

mostly Sci-fi and Fantasy interspersed with science, politics and anything that catches my eye

Heroes:

Flash Gordon, Kieth Olberman, James Tiberius Kirk, Jean-Luc Picard, William T. Riker, Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku....and a few more

My Blog

kids know whats cute

i was outside with my wife and daughter just a little while ago, and while my daughter was doing cartwheels, my wife saw a snake in the front yard. we immediately removed her from the area, and i scoo...
Posted by Captain Save A Ho! on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:24:00 PST

no more training wheels

thats right, my little girl has pretty much completed the very last of the phases of being a child....she can now ride her bike withOUT training wheels. this is both super fucking cool, and also reall...
Posted by Captain Save A Ho! on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:20:00 PST

guys should never wear pink except for.....

by now most of you should know of my stance against men wearing pink....but for those who don't i'll sum it up quickly: men should never ever wear pink, ever, no excuses, ifs, ands or buts, if you're ...
Posted by Captain Save A Ho! on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:03:00 PST

interesting psychoanalysis

Psychoanalyze Yourself-Fill in your answers and then scroll for the meaning behind it. Don't mess up the fun, do the answers first.1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walki...
Posted by Captain Save A Ho! on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:15:00 PST

do in know you?

You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 25 things about you. Just hit reply to sender. Thanks!You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this!All answers will be confide...
Posted by Captain Save A Ho! on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:52:00 PST

i <3 you Bank of America

i went to purchase this book (World War Z) today after reading the first 20 pages.....card declinedWTF?so i do it againcard declinedWTF?so i call the bank to check my account, which should be fine sin...
Posted by Captain Save A Ho! on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:03:00 PST

illegal immigrants are funny like that

you know how sometimes you're driving on the freeway (anyone in AZ or the southwest and southern CA will know what i'm talking about) and you see those signs that warn you about people running across ...
Posted by Captain Save A Ho! on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:13:00 PST

i know you want to work up in this shit

New Company Policies: Effective ImmediatelyDress Code: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you ar...
Posted by Captain Save A Ho! on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 10:02:00 PST

do i really want to feel special at all?

Go to Wikipedia. Type in your birth date (but not year). List three events that happened on your birthday. List two important birthdays and one interesting death. (i know i listed a LOT here...but i c...
Posted by Captain Save A Ho! on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 09:02:00 PST

i snatch surveys from EVERYONE!!! no ONE person is SAFE!!!

1)What is the geekiest part of your music collection?to answer this question, i'd have to actually look at my CD collection... but i'd have to say all my Exploited albums...i was such a stupid little ...
Posted by Captain Save A Ho! on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 04:50:00 PST