I'm Greg Doom. My name is often spoken in a whisper along with other creatures of legend, such as sasquatch, the loch ness monster, and dragons. Usually, an entertaining and ridiculous story about me doing something awesome, stupid, unbelievable, or a combination of all three will soon follow, or it will be some ugly bitch I've pissed off. Either way, I'm sure something awesome will be heard by your ears.
If I look famaliar, you've probably seen me on television (Comedy Central, son), doing stand-up comedy somewhere, fighting crime, buying Marvel toys at 3 in the morning at Wal-Mart, or CRUNK CITY at Norb's Tavern.
My aim name is gonearethedays. You should randomly IM me and entertain me.
I'm a stand up comedian. I make people laugh, make fun of people, and somehow, managed to start getting paid for it sometimes. It's probably the most rad job on the whole goddamned planet. I haven't set up a show in a long fucking time, so if you're a local (or not, fuck it, I'll drive) comedian, and you'd like to set some shit up, just mail me on here.
Here are 10 ridiculous and probably awesome things about me.
1. I have almost 500 action figures. Mainly Marvel Legends and "Horror" figures by Neca, Mezco, and McFarlaine.
2. I play far too many video games. I've got almost every video game system except a Sega Genesis, which I sold to David Lee Tongs to pay rent. I don't have a ps3 because seriously, who wants a ps3?
3. I'm friends or have met almost every person on my friends list. When you tour the country, travel, go to shows, and network, you tend to make friends with people along the way.
4. I usually go to Norb's Tavern every weekend to drink and socialize with the Core Four and assorted members of The Eternal League of Champions. We've had a lot of fucking fantastic times.
5. I get atleast 10 comics every Wednesday. It's zero day. If you know what zero day is, you're awesome.
6. I really only drink Gatorade and water. Beer on the weekends though.
7. I design and screenprint my own t-shirts. I'm trying to get a "company" going of sorts. I've got some pretty stupid ideas, but they're pretty funny on a shirt.
8. I've had the same shitty black hat for almost 7 years. I'm pretty sure my friend Forbs bought it for me in the Loop.
9. I eat sushi about once a week.
10. I will destroy anyone on Earth in a Tetris session.
